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Some cute ones that will appeal to the laydees here...

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 21 Feb 2008 1:01 pm

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. [I dont get that one :(]

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Re: Some cute ones that will appeal to the laydees here...

Postby Asian_Geekette » Thu, 21 Feb 2008 2:58 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. [I dont get that one :(]



sms,

Don't they publish the pictures of the lost kids at the back of the milk carton?
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Postby durain » Thu, 21 Feb 2008 4:55 pm

i think the foto of lost kids in milk carton is only in US. sms is singaporelized! :P

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 21 Feb 2008 5:15 pm

Actually, I took that off the Singaporum site and the OP who is a Singaporean didn't know what it meant, I forgot to erase her comment.

I do know about the milk cartons in the US with missing persons as I do go home occasionally. :P

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Postby Asian_Geekette » Fri, 22 Feb 2008 5:41 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Actually, I took that off the Singaporum site and the OP who is a Singaporean didn't know what it meant, I forgot to erase her comment.

I do know about the milk cartons in the US with missing persons as I do go home occasionally. :P


sms,

I thought it was one of those senior moments. :P Joke, joke, joke.

hee hee hee!
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