A couple of retirees were asked what what they do to make their days interesting. This is their answer...
"We find plenty to do. For example, the other day Pauline and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
Then Pauline called him a shi*head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We'd come into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age."
