Some ppl can do rhymes effortlessly!!!!! ;P learn some....

[The Sun*]

TRY AND TRY AS YOU MIGHT

COMPARED TO ME YOU ARE NO FIGHT

FOR I AM STILL THE LEADING LIGHT

SHINING EVER SO BRIGHT

TEACHING WRONG FROM RIGHT

KICKING YOUR ASS OUT OF SIGHT


From : Guess where?

[The Sun*]

YOUR EFFORTS ARE REPETITIVE AND BORING

WHICH OFTEN SETS PEOPLE SNORING

YOU NOTICED I HAVE BEEN IGNORING

SCORN I HAVE BEEN POURING

[The Sun*]

TIME TO TRY A NEW TRADE MATE

BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR AWFUL FATE

DON'T SAY NEVER EVEN IF LATE

BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT PEARLY GATE

[Strong Eagle]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys stood up to fight.
Six deaf mutes to shout 'hooray',
Three blind men to see fair play.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

[Strong Eagle]

There once was an elephant that tried to use the telephant.
No, no, I mean there once was an elephone who tried to use the telephone.
Dear me, I'm not certain quite
That even now I have it right.
How'er it was he got his trunk
Entangled in the telefunk.
The more he tried to get it free
The louder buzzed the telephee.
I fear I better drop this song
Of elephop and telephong.

[Plavt]

I would add to that but the only ryhmes I can think of right now are just too rude.

[drusilla]

are mods the only ones who have a right,

to be snide,

while the rest, by the rules we shall abide,

like school children waiting for their daily bus rides.

the board is made up of members alike,

regardless of skin colour black, yellow or white,

but make a joke they don't like,

you'll be very soon out of sight!!

no flaming please... not against any mods or anyone... just inspired by plavt calling WIMH snide somewhere...