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FOUR LETTER WORD

Postby bak_kwa » Thu, 13 Dec 2007 4:27 pm

A Young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back,
the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!

I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home. PLEASE
MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME & GET ME PICKED UP, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like: dust, wash,
iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

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Postby tingal79 » Sun, 16 Dec 2007 4:02 pm

LOL. Cool!

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Postby Plavt » Mon, 17 Dec 2007 5:26 pm

Good job he never said DIET :P


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