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2007 is coming to an end.. thanks a lot buddies.. for...

Post by dudevinod » Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:31 am

Dear All

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the
glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every
envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same
reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive
the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special e-mail program ....

Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $70
million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer
who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I
forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with an aftershave sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when
it bites my bum.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $50.00 I found
dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex
molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. (how exciting!)


If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm
this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back,
causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my
next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's
beauticians relative once removed.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has
discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity
always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!


Wishing you all a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year!

Thanks & Best Regards


Dude

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Great one dude

Post by Shankar » Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:27 am

Hey Vinod... Good One Yaar..

enjoyed it thoroughly... Happy New Year ..

and any MBA party scene for Christmas or New year ????
recently attained my Nirvaana and became a Budha.

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Post by parag » Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:02 pm

Good one, Vinod. I am going to steal it and use it on my network Singapore Sling.

Meery X'mas and Happy 2008.

Cheers !
Parag

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Post by bunty » Sun, 23 Dec 2007 8:31 pm

hi dude

happy new year. great to see u back in action

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