New golfing terms
A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it
A * Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A * Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A *Jeb Bush*--too far to the right, out of play
A *Nancy Pelosi*-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there [/quote]
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