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New golfing terms

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:58 am

New golfing terms

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole

A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read

A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.

A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution

An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim

An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker

A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another

A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand

A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water

A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed

An *O. J. Simpson* - got away with it

A * Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver

A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver

A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading

A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good

A *circus tent* - a BIG top

An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A * Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

A *Jeb Bush*--too far to the right, out of play

A *Nancy Pelosi*-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there [/quote]

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Postby Barczar » Fri, 07 Dec 2007 3:29 pm

Beautiful! Very good!
If you want to play with the Big Dogs you can't pee like a Puppy!

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