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rt160177
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In the wrong job?

Postby rt160177 » Thu, 20 Sep 2007 1:25 pm

Ever feel like you are in the wrong job?

Working life in the oil industry:

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like
prostitutes.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer
keeps almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams
... Like prostitutes.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out
with people in the same profession as you ... Like
prostitutes.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to
be perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are
coming back from hell ... Like prostitutes.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects
incredible things from you ... Like prostitutes.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have
difficulties to explain it ... Like prostitutes

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT'.....
Like prostitutes.

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Re: In the wrong job?

Postby rock32 » Mon, 24 Sep 2007 6:33 pm

rt160177 wrote:Ever feel like you are in the wrong job?

Working life in the oil industry:

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like
prostitutes.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer
keeps almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams
... Like prostitutes.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out
with people in the same profession as you ... Like
prostitutes.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to
be perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are
coming back from hell ... Like prostitutes.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects
incredible things from you ... Like prostitutes.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have
difficulties to explain it ... Like prostitutes

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT'.....
Like prostitutes.


Hi, you are absolutely right. I feel so lousy going to work and know that end the month draw that misery wages


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