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10 Best Things About Being Single
10 Best Things About Being Single
Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
::: Be carefuL whom you meet on your way up, because you'll NEVER know who you'll meet on your way down:::
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Fully agree... Need not to hear some one keepyou can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.
you can deal with hangovers in your own way without somebody constantly reminding you "it's your own fault"

::: Be carefuL whom you meet on your way up, because you'll NEVER know who you'll meet on your way down:::
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And probably best of all.....
You get to die and decompose alone in your apartment because you have nobody who cares about you. The neighbours only finding out when the stench gets too much!

You get to die and decompose alone in your apartment because you have nobody who cares about you. The neighbours only finding out when the stench gets too much!


SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
Re: 10 Best Things About Being Single
Coldie wrote:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.


The 10th one, I've got no chance of getting the remote from her, and besides i hate TV! Unless there is a really good film on, which isn't very often.
11. I get to play with my joystick!!!
12. I'm allowed my fantasies!
13 And i can play computer all night long too!!
So it's much better being married

Yep, it pays to lay down the law, before putting a ring on their fingers, although it does work both ways too! Just need a house big enough to get your own space if needed.I should have known this before I started my relationship
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durain,
The word is "chope" which rhymes with hope. And a ten-cent tissue pack works a charm (which I usually just pick up and throw away).
The word is "chope" which rhymes with hope. And a ten-cent tissue pack works a charm (which I usually just pick up and throw away).
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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