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10 Best Things About Being Single

Postby Coldie » Wed, 19 Sep 2007 4:43 pm

Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:

1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.

2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.

3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "

4. You can make your own decisions.

5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.

6. You have no one to clean up after.

7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.

8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.

9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.

10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
::: Be carefuL whom you meet on your way up, because you'll NEVER know who you'll meet on your way down:::

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Postby ouida » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 6:44 pm

you have no one to share your salary with :lol:
Why not?

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Postby bigfilsing » Wed, 26 Sep 2007 4:25 pm

you can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.

you can deal with hangovers in your own way without somebody constantly reminding you "it's your own fault"

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Postby Coldie » Thu, 27 Sep 2007 1:41 pm

you can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.

you can deal with hangovers in your own way without somebody constantly reminding you "it's your own fault"


Fully agree... Need not to hear some one keep :mad: around ur ears
::: Be carefuL whom you meet on your way up, because you'll NEVER know who you'll meet on your way down:::

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Postby lefthanded » Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:38 am

you can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.


May I also add you don't have to worry what happened to your other half when he/she is out drinking.

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Postby moichael » Wed, 03 Oct 2007 8:45 pm

sounds like its good to be single...

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Postby PT » Wed, 10 Oct 2007 6:06 pm

:mad:

I should have known this before I started my relationship! :D

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Postby orange_pie » Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:15 am

Mostly importantly u have lesser person to make your life suck!!!
~~GracIa~~

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Postby Eze » Fri, 18 Jan 2008 1:01 pm

Well,
at least there is the warmest hug in the world waiting for you when you're down. (if you're attached)
:D

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 18 Jan 2008 1:04 pm

And probably best of all.....

You get to die and decompose alone in your apartment because you have nobody who cares about you. The neighbours only finding out when the stench gets too much! :oops!: :shit:

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Re: 10 Best Things About Being Single

Postby ksl » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 2:52 am

Coldie wrote:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:

1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.

2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.

3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "

4. You can make your own decisions.

5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.

6. You have no one to clean up after.

7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.

8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.

9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.

10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.


:???: Crikey I had all the 9 after the 1st year of marriage, :cry: now I'm wondering if I'm on my way to being single again!

The 10th one, I've got no chance of getting the remote from her, and besides i hate TV! Unless there is a really good film on, which isn't very often.

11. I get to play with my joystick!!!
12. I'm allowed my fantasies!
13 And i can play computer all night long too!!

So it's much better being married :wink:

I should have known this before I started my relationship


Yep, it pays to lay down the law, before putting a ring on their fingers, although it does work both ways too! Just need a house big enough to get your own space if needed.

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Postby durain » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 3:07 am

when you go to food court, you got no one to "reserve" a table for you while you go get your food :P

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Postby babykasim » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:38 am

durain wrote:when you go to food court, you got no one to "reserve" a table for you while you go get your food :P


not a problem in singapore though - tissue!!! :P

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:40 am

durain,

The word is "chope" which rhymes with hope. And a ten-cent tissue pack works a charm (which I usually just pick up and throw away).

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Postby drusilla » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 1:11 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:a ten-cent tissue pack works a charm (which I usually just pick up and throw away).


or use it if its an unopened packet :wink:


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