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I'm lonely and want a no frills relationship

Postby tooshay » Mon, 20 Aug 2007 5:51 pm

What are the options here in Singapore except for the dingy red light district?

Can anyone hook me up with a good courtesan agency? No Private messages or advertisements, please.

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Postby rhino » Mon, 20 Aug 2007 7:59 pm

I just googled "courtesan", and I have to ask - are you really looking for a relationship, or is this just a euphemism?

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Postby Barczar » Mon, 20 Aug 2007 8:24 pm

Courtesan

cour·te·san
n. A woman prostitute, especially one whose clients are members of a royal court or men of high social standing.


The guys is just looking for a good reliable escort agency (assuming a little higher class than the ol 4floors, karaokee joints etc). Not that I'd know, but best advice I've heard is to look up the escort agencies in the Yellow Pages as one would assume they would be a little more err... "professional", if they advertise in the Yellow Pages.

Good luck and keep it wrapped up!
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Need to make a correction

Postby M_Aurelius » Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:06 pm

I believe this should be define as a "transaction" vs a relationship. Unless he is referring to the one with the dealer. Why can't people use proper english these days?

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Postby Barczar » Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:15 pm

I disagree...he specified a No Frills Relationship

re·la·tion·ship
–noun
1. a connection, association, or involvement.
2. connection between persons by blood or marriage.
3. an emotional or other connection between people: the relationship between teachers and students.
4. a sexual involvement; affair.


Perhaps we could just call it a "Commercial Relationship" and keep everyone happy...I'm betting he'd like to see this thread have a "happy ending"... :roll:


Sorry I couldn't help myself there! :lol:
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Correction again

Postby M_Aurelius » Tue, 21 Aug 2007 9:38 am

That is a two-dimensional definition without length - relationship implies a minimum threshold of time required, which a transaction does not.

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Postby Dounut » Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:54 am

Dounut is very confused now :?

Topic mentioned: No Frills Relationship --- Please Define :-|

Than Courtesan comes into the picture :o

Now the word Transaction is used. Can the Thread Starter please be more specific ? ? :roll:

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Postby Barczar » Tue, 21 Aug 2007 4:34 pm

But there is a minimum threshold of time...1 hour, 2 hours, overnight, the weekend etc. Thought that was the purpose of a hooker?...You pay them to leave not to stay therefore you are paying them for a minimum amount of time, the maximum amount is only limited by your ability to pay?....

That's all i got to say on the subject of Hookers in Singapore...I'm going to start to sound like I know what I'm talking about if I don't stop now! :???:
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Postby mayamomi » Tue, 21 Aug 2007 6:26 pm

lets hear from the OP pls... ?? #-o
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Re: I'm lonely and want a no frills relationship

Postby tooshay » Mon, 03 Sep 2007 9:03 am

tooshay wrote:What are the options here in Singapore except for the dingy red light district?

Can anyone hook me up with a good courtesan agency? No Private messages or advertisements, please.


No frills relationship means an "encounter without the dilemma" ie the girl isn't going to call me and ask me if I am going to date her again or should I worry if my hair was in place and did I spray too much cologne.

It does exist in Singapore and I was pleasantly surprised. Educated, beautiful, nice figure; I'm beginning to enjoy this though my wallet is taking a beating.

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Postby Barczar » Mon, 03 Sep 2007 6:40 pm

So which agency did you end up with then?...did any of our suggestions help? We were having a good little discussion built up on your original post without any follow up from you? This forum thing is a 2 way street you know, if you ask for a recommendation you should repost if the recommendation etc was worth it or not! It's just good netiquette!
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Re: I'm lonely and want a no frills relationship

Postby Superglide » Mon, 03 Sep 2007 7:13 pm

tooshay wrote:
tooshay wrote: I'm beginning to enjoy this though my wallet is taking a beating.


And before you know, you're hooked!!! :lol:

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Postby tooshay » Tue, 04 Sep 2007 8:52 am

Barczar wrote:So which agency did you end up with then?...did any of our suggestions help? We were having a good little discussion built up on your original post without any follow up from you? This forum thing is a 2 way street you know, if you ask for a recommendation you should repost if the recommendation etc was worth it or not! It's just good netiquette!


No one recommended me any agency so there was no follow up to do. I can't post any "advertisements" here either but if you'd like to know, you can send me a private message and I'll hook you up with the details.

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Postby Barczar » Tue, 04 Sep 2007 5:29 pm

Seems to me that I recommended that you try the Yellow Pages...

Rest assured that if I ever find myself in a hard up drought situation and have lost all of my Mojo and must resort to paying for it - you'll be the first one that I will PM for a recommendation! :cool:
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