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Cosmetics Line

Postby Coldie » Sun, 19 Aug 2007 8:56 am

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet." :cool:
::: Be carefuL whom you meet on your way up, because you'll NEVER know who you'll meet on your way down:::

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