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Postby Bubbles » Mon, 27 Sep 2004 4:48 am

Bloody Hell

That's all I can say mate!!!

This thread, and all the Singlish, and all the gays falling down stairs and mad people joining them and others pretending to be others and yet more others noticing that they're doing it, I tell you what........it's doing my head in!!!


But it makes me laugh, and that is a plus eh?

Pass me the red wine someone and leave the bottle on the table....

Don't even write back and say this post of Bubbs makes no sense whatsoever, cos I KNOW it doesn't but that's what comes of tripping on spiral staircases after falling over gay nutcases who tried to warn you in Singlish.

But I like it, I like it..........................

Yours, drunkenly or in total incomprehension................Bubbles.x

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Postby Linus » Wed, 29 Sep 2004 3:24 am

Interesting thread this. Many :D and :shock:

But why do not more of you join the the "friends" section of this site? I've been here for two months now and in the beginning I was meeting new people all the time but now it has been stagnating for a while.

Btw, just remembered that all the asians I've met here are Chinese, Malays or Singapore-Chinese. Where are all the Indians? I mean, are they maybe more reserved and don't go out as much?
25 year old male exchange student at NUS from Sweden.

Brudder

Meet up?

Postby Brudder » Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:30 am

hello brudder, i m indian, wanna meet up sometime :?: :wink:

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Postby Linus » Wed, 29 Sep 2004 4:56 pm

You and who ever feels like it just add me to your msn : linus [a] rotselleri.com ([a] = @ to avoid spam-bots)
25 year old male exchange student at NUS from Sweden.

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Postby Guest » Thu, 30 Sep 2004 12:18 am

Hi linus

im an English female student about to start an internship. Are there many exchange students ther from Europe? I want to meet locals but need advice from exchange students!

cheers :wink:

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Postby Linus » Thu, 30 Sep 2004 6:23 pm

Yes, there are a bunch of exchange students here. Almost too many :)

I guess that you're staying in a hall or in PGP residence? Go to China Black on a wednesday night and you'll find a lot of us there. Or just e-mail me.
25 year old male exchange student at NUS from Sweden.

Guest

Postby Guest » Thu, 30 Sep 2004 9:40 pm

Hey swedish boy,

I am having to find my own accommodation,the company isnt being that helpfull. Could i get your email please?

cheers

Ah Lau

Re: Single Girls

Postby Ah Lau » Wed, 06 Oct 2004 8:42 pm

Bubbles wrote:Bloody Hell

That's all I can say mate!!!

This thread, and all the Singlish, and all the gays falling down stairs and mad people joining them and others pretending to be others and yet more others noticing that they're doing it, I tell you what........it's doing my head in!!!


But it makes me laugh, and that is a plus eh?

Pass me the red wine someone and leave the bottle on the table....

Don't even write back and say this post of Bubbs makes no sense whatsoever, cos I KNOW it doesn't but that's what comes of tripping on spiral staircases after falling over gay nutcases who tried to warn you in Singlish.

But I like it, I like it..........................

Yours, drunkenly or in total incomprehension................Bubbles.x


Bubbles

Aiya
Singlish not so hard to understand lah. Like your cock..ney (hehe sounds like private part..sori har!) Actually, all those who can speak cockney hor..also can speak proper English.... except that they pretend they cannot because it is not so stylo milo mah(ie fashionable..now I have to provide my own translation service because Sg-female nowhere to be seen nowadays) Imagine how rough looking guy talking Queen Mother English( sori i not swearing har.. I respect that woman..God bless her soul)... you also think he something wrong right... just not sound right..right? So for him to sound good...he must go cock..ney..sori har whenever i hit the first part of that word i always find it hard to go on...dunno why lah. Feels very personal.
So same same with Singlish. All Ah Bengs Sengs Laus Lians Aunties Uncles Grandmother Grandfather can speak Queen's Mother English nice nice if they want to... but for sake of Singapore image.. they think not so good...better use Singlish. That way when you angmoh come to Singapore u think u are in foreign country even though it sounds abit like English. That's what we mean when we say we are uniquely Singapore. Actually this problem got worse when we Singapore conduct campaign to Speak English. Because when they promote English speaking campaign, every mother father son get insulted...as if when dun speak English...So what we do.. we purposely speak Singlish more..hehe..You dun believe u ask any Singaporean.. You ask if he/she can speak English properly... he/she sure say.. "sure can lor!" :lol:

UTokFuny!

Postby UTokFuny! » Fri, 29 Oct 2004 4:45 pm

What are you talking about?
Sounds English but it aint!

Nishtagea

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Postby Nishtagea » Mon, 22 Nov 2004 12:32 am

Filter: While one man's meat is another man's poison, some meats are more equal than others.

Behind the filter: So, I'm curious. What's "interesting" to each of you?

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Re: Single Girls

Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 23 Nov 2004 5:55 pm

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Ah Lau

Hawker Centre Rating

Postby Ah Lau » Tue, 30 Nov 2004 1:18 am

eh Eric thanks for nice nice comment one
I go on long leave to visit hawker centre and found new rating system
U know Singapore Government everything oso rate, ABC that sort of thing
Dun give chance for u to not be label...they like to label to death...
So i thought for all ang moh who go eat hawker food the meaning of rating system is good to know so eat liao dun low sai..
So here goes

A means Aey Sai Good Can Try One
B means Buay Pai Not Bad Can Do
C means Cana Sai Like Shit
D means Die Die Diahorrea Going to Lao Sai Till Die


So All Ang Moh better be careful eat at own risk dun say Ah Lau neber tell you har!!!

ah lau fan...

Postby ah lau fan... » Sat, 04 Dec 2004 2:46 am

HAHAHAHAHA :lol: AH LAU u si beh cute....si beh eh sai...keep it up ah....hahahaha

Ah Lau

Ah Lau's Ideal Gal

Postby Ah Lau » Mon, 06 Dec 2004 7:15 pm

Singaporean Women and the 5 Cs
Singapore Char Boh(Women) Neber Say This One! :cry:


Darlink I no care u tarn chia(earn a living) or boh(don't) tarn chia, you coolie orso can, I orso sayang(love) you!! I give u daily allowance and i fetch kids to school, cook for you eat and slave at work and then come back and massage your back for you


You love kids har? Ok 3,4 5 orso can i bear for u.

Aiyoooo! This Ang Mor fellow at the office try to chase after me you know! I told him I already got a boyfriend!! So disgusting! I damn scared of Ang Mor, eekkk! So big size and hairy like a gorilla!!

No need big car big house maid,...HDB enuf

Aiya dun feel pai seh lah (Don't be shy) My piggy bank orso your piggy bank. You can have my atm card lah. I give you supplementary visa card ok?


Aiyah, why you always want to take me to restaurant to eat! Dun waste money lah! eat at the hawker center can already!

Alamak, please lah, we can take the MRT home, no need to call a taxi!

Your mother orso my mother..she can move in with us and we be one big happy family..sooo happpeeee!!! :lol:


Since so hard to find this kind of gal hor,, i go on long Chirstmas Holiday liao ..Go vist Vietnam.... and see see...hehe!!

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Postby Kat82 » Tue, 07 Dec 2004 10:41 am

I am afraid I disagree the are some interesting men in singapore.
I recently came back from singpore visting my parents, and I met matt a 29year old expat living out there he is amazing and The are def some decent guys out there, cause I have been searching in england for four years and found None!
ON A MISSION !


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