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Niki

Postby Niki » Sun, 05 Sep 2004 5:42 am

Hi Alyia, actually Im not there yet, i'm still in Italy but I'm hopping to get there in the next two or three weeks. Once I'm there I would love to meet up so we can talk about this and maybe go ouu together and try to find these legendary nice local men whose existance has been tried to demonstrate in this thread... we'll see if its true.

Ah Lau

Y u so like that

Postby Ah Lau » Sun, 05 Sep 2004 3:06 pm

Niki wrote:Hi Alyia, actually Im not there yet, i'm still in Italy but I'm hopping to get there in the next two or three weeks. Once I'm there I would love to meet up so we can talk about this and maybe go ouu together and try to find these legendary nice local men whose existance has been tried to demonstrate in this thread... we'll see if its true.


Niki,Ayia same same Aiya, Sg female,Tooty

All u single cha rboh....u think ah lau got wrong idea about u all huh...no lah
Ah Lau very sek one...he knows all wat u think.....he knows happening inside your head.....all single charboh all the same... whether ang moh or chinese...singapore or wat else....u wan all us tar poh to treat u nice nice...hu dun wan? u tell me hu dun wan people to treat them nice nice..say nice things.. do nice things...say u very beautiful even though u have mole on your cheek or got hairy legs....aiyo ah lau also wan himself...but ah lau know he no arno..u know that arno..he always so big muscle hero type...beat people up in predator... terminator all kinds of tor....ah lau not blond...ah lau very dark skin....ah lau got gold teeth...wear many bing rings...but ah lau got very big heart....and other BIG Things...hehe..shy to tell lah...Ah Lau 1st to admit he crude...but crude mouth only....everything else not crude....most of all ah lau very lau sit...he say wat really on his heart...no bullshit stuff....most smooth guys.....golden mouth but fork tongue........u ever check their tongue...bet u never check right!...u only get feel of their tongue in your mouth... next time ask them to open their mouth big big....say ahhhhh...like that and ask them stick their tongue out....u see sure fork one..must be wat....always say" fork u ! fork everybody!" Aiya my tongue no fork very straight...wat u hear wat u get....1 is 1 2 is 2. Smooth boy 1 is 100 2 is 200. He say he never 2 time u but he 2 times table is actually 5 times table. Infact smooth guy always forget how many times already but will sumpah never 2 time u. How can he sumpah when he dunno how many times he do...aiya...u char boh all the same...hear wat u wan to hear...he looks smooth tok smooth u believe him...u see ah lau and his kar kia.....look ugly tok ugly but speak real words u dun believe....no wonder u char boh all so confuse...or else u tell me y u so unhappy? :roll:

Local Man

Bias

Postby Local Man » Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:03 am

Local men are an aquired taste for foreign women esp westerners.
Its like the durian.
Youve got to persevere to like it
But once you're on to it
u get absolutely and devastatingly hooked
Of Course there are the different varieties of locals just as you do with durians...The D24s top of the line durian is altogether different in taste and texture from the more ordinary varieties. But to know what its like you've got to try the range. Come'on... be adventurous..after all u r in Singapore and an essential part of the experience being here is to mix...and yes ..with local men too..u will find us an experience...agreeable or not u will not know until uve gone through a number of us..don't judge a book by its cover as they say :lol:

SG female

Re: Y u so like that

Postby SG female » Mon, 06 Sep 2004 2:54 pm

For the sake of Bubbles and Niki... brief interpretation of Ah Lau's post:

"All you gals, you think Ah Lau has the wrong idea about you. You're wrong, Ah Lau knows what you think, all single females are the same, whether caucasian or Chinese, Singapore or what else. You want guys to treat you nice? Everybody wants that, to treat you well, say nice things, do nice things, say you're very beautiful even if you're not. Ah Lau wants that for himself too, but he knows he's no Arnold - big muscular herot ype. Ah Lau is not blonde and he's dark skinned, but he's got a big heart and more. He admits he's crude, but not overly crude. Ah Lau is honest, he says what's in his heart. Not like other men with sweet words but bearing a forked tongue, exaggerating 1 to be 100, 2 to be 200, while with Ah Lau you get 1 is 1, 2 is 2. While he claims to never two time you, he's already done it five times over. You gals are all the same, you hear what you want to hear. If the guy is a smooth speaker, you believe him. You see Ah Lau and his friends, they look ugly, speak bluntly, but real words that you refuse to believe. No wonder you gals are all so confused. Else tell me why are you unhappy?"

LOL Niki, you're right about one thing. Ah Lau seems to have a problem learning from criticism.

Ah Lau

Re: Y u so like that

Postby Ah Lau » Tue, 07 Sep 2004 12:00 am

SG female wrote:For the sake of Bubbles and Niki... brief interpretation of Ah Lau's post:

"All you gals, you think Ah Lau has the wrong idea about you. You're wrong, Ah Lau knows what you think, all single females are the same, whether caucasian or Chinese, Singapore or what else. You want guys to treat you nice? Everybody wants that, to treat you well, say nice things, do nice things, say you're very beautiful even if you're not. Ah Lau wants that for himself too, but he knows he's no Arnold - big muscular herot ype. Ah Lau is not blonde and he's dark skinned, but he's got a big heart and more. He admits he's crude, but not overly crude. Ah Lau is honest, he says what's in his heart. Not like other men with sweet words but bearing a forked tongue, exaggerating 1 to be 100, 2 to be 200, while with Ah Lau you get 1 is 1, 2 is 2. While he claims to never two time you, he's already done it five times over. You gals are all the same, you hear what you want to hear. If the guy is a smooth speaker, you believe him. You see Ah Lau and his friends, they look ugly, speak bluntly, but real words that you refuse to believe. No wonder you gals are all so confused. Else tell me why are you unhappy?"

LOL Niki, you're right about one thing. Ah Lau seems to have a problem learning from criticism.

Sg female
u say ah lau say, he not two timer but five timer.
Aiyo u so pai si. Where ah lau say this...look upstairs lah, wat i write earlier...i say smooth guys say he never two time....but what he means he five timer at least....your interpretation si peh siong... if dun understand my lingo dun try to interpret lah..is like pui chow nua at me like that....and oso....ah lau open to criticism...not as u tell niki i dun like to hear criticism.....niki dun listen her....she oways like that...make me malu....women all like that... when they can't win they say u can't take criticism....push the blame on us innocent bugger. Char boh wan to win men's hearts should learn to play ping pong lah....like nixon and mao....say nice things mah and give lah...give in lah..instead always take one..take take take.....if ping pong then is like u give i take...u give i take....like that mah......then got yuen fern.....if all the time u take u take ....where got hope......aiya think with your head lah

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Postby Bubbles » Tue, 07 Sep 2004 8:43 am

Thank God for SG Female............without you I'd be totally in the wilderness of misunderstanding here. I happily read all the postings under this thread and understand about two percent of what's being said, but I think I like the sound of Ah Lau, even though (hope I've got this right here) it doesn't sound as if he's popular with the laydeez on the site. He sounds a right cheeky little bugger, but then..............who wants a mamby pamby quiet shadow in the corner, eh?

It's like Ancient Greek, all the Singlish..........I spend most of the time referring back to phrases and writing down ones I like best..........and trying to use them............You should see the funny looks I get in Marks and Spencers in Cardiff when I use some of them.........hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Byeeeeeeeeeee

Mamby Pamby??

Postby Mamby Pamby?? » Tue, 07 Sep 2004 9:32 am

Bubbs, You're right about Ah Lau being a right cheeky fella, but I think he's a lot more eloquent than he professes to be, and has a good sense of humour.

I think the bunch of ladies should rope him (and his bunch of friends) to their local delight hunt. They might be just pleasantly surprised.

Bubbs - check out www.talkingcock.com, if looking for more Singlish phrases and translation.

SG female

Postby SG female » Tue, 07 Sep 2004 2:24 pm

haha sorry Ah Lau. I directly interpreted what you said without thinking about how it came about to sound. I went back and read it again, and realised it really sounded like you were the one five timing the ladies when you were talking about other men doing just that. I caught your meaning, just came out wrong, so sorry again k?

Ah Lau

I not only one

Postby Ah Lau » Tue, 07 Sep 2004 9:03 pm

SG female wrote:haha sorry Ah Lau. I directly interpreted what you said without thinking about how it came about to sound. I went back and read it again, and realised it really sounded like you were the one five timing the ladies when you were talking about other men doing just that. I caught your meaning, just came out wrong, so sorry again k?
kiss_snowhite wrote:
sora~chan,


I'm not too sure of ur reactions (above) but what happens when it was the husband that cheated the wife?? Did you ever think or ask yourself why she cheated her husband and sleep with other men? Maybe her husband neglected her? Can't perform in bed? Or it could be anything...right? Nobody will admit their own fault. They will just say ..'oh my wife/husband cheated on me'. I honestly think, married couples do have their own probs. But it was wrong of you to say all that (above) about women!! Don't just blame one party. Blame both!


Typical - It can never be just the womans fault can it???

No wonder us men don't wenat to talk about our feelings

There are situations when it is one sided all the way and I am sure you have moaned over the bad doings of men many a time - Congrats on being narrow minded whilst appearing to be objective. Quote from Bafana


[B]Above quote from Bafana on another topic.Nah u see, bafana also can c thru u all. I not only one. Hehe he so sarka...sitic. He cleber with words not like ah lau. He soot under skirt where it leally hurts. I wan to learn his tactic. Soot ah...hehe. Serve u right lah....blame blame all the time...never your fault one. U neber treat man equal to u..espesially beng type...u no look up....think we not heliucated like that..Lau and his frens not so blur ok....we got a few things up our trousers ok...... just that we dun show u.....once u see your buk chiew pop up hokay :shock: U will say' Wah Piang :!: He so chor loh but he that thing so beautiful....hehe :lol: in the end no use tok tok... jus show lah....show me yours n i show u mine....
Also u all discuss me n my beng fren like pasar malam item like that...look see look see..touch touch poke poke..interesting item to look but look from far far like freak like that ...worse than from another planet...like neber see before...wah liu...we are human beings too u know...not freak show hokay :!: U wan proof..u touch where it really counts lah....after that u sure believe and hehe may want to touch more....than we will tarek harga and ask u to pay to see and touch hehe :!: But sg female.....since u so kind to translate for me.....even though wrong one....i let u touch one time free....after that u pay okay? Maybe if u touch nice nice i will consider more free touch hehe...wat say u?

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Re: I not only one

Postby Guest » Thu, 09 Sep 2004 2:51 pm

Summary of Ah Lau's post:
"I quoted from Bafana on another topic. As you can see, Bafana can also see through you all, I'm not the only one. He's so sacarstic, and clever with words, not like me. Serves you'all right, always playing the blame game, it's never your fault. You don't treat men as your equal, especially the low-class gangster type. You don't have respect, you think we're not as educated, but we're really not as lowly as you think. We have a few things up our trousers, only that we don't show it. If you did, you will be stunned

(the rest is censored for younger audiences)"

btw Ah Lau, no thanks. You can keep your "thing" to yourself. :|

SG female

Postby SG female » Thu, 09 Sep 2004 2:52 pm

If you didn't guess, the above message was from me...

Ah Lau

Where got younger audience

Postby Ah Lau » Thu, 09 Sep 2004 8:54 pm

Eh sg female

Wat u mean? wat younger audience? This forum has younger audience meh? I didnt know.You mean your children come to this forum ah?
Also why u didnt translate whole text? Wats so bad about my pet anaconda that u cannot translate. U afraid of snakes meh? :wink:

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Postby Fiip » Thu, 09 Sep 2004 10:15 pm

Is there nothing more interesting than squabbling like you do instead of providing perhaps some more interesting and pertinent answers to Niki.

I didn't write your whole stuff but already fed up of Lau playing Dumb & Dumber, neither found it really funny for smdy who tries to get some interesting infos on the country she's going to live...

Just my 2 cents...

BTW Niki, although I'm (only) french and you were more interested in meeting local people, I'll be arriving in Singapore almost the same date as yours so if you want to share some discovering singapore moments, just PM. I've also already some contact with quite interesting local people (girls & boys) that will enjoy meeting you... so ... ;)

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Postby Flip » Thu, 09 Sep 2004 11:23 pm

Fiip wrote:Is there nothing more interesting than squabbling like you do instead of providing perhaps some more interesting and pertinent answers to Niki.

I didn't write your whole stuff but already fed up of Lau playing Dumb & Dumber, neither found it really funny for smdy who tries to get some interesting infos on the country she's going to live...

Just my 2 cents...

BTW Niki, although I'm (only) french and you were more interested in meeting local people, I'll be arriving in Singapore almost the same date as yours so if you want to share some discovering singapore moments, just PM. I've also already some contact with quite interesting local people (girls & boys) that will enjoy meeting you... so ... ;)


How this thread started was with Niki asking a question as to what the single gal's landscape here is. Alyas response was 'boring'. Lau's response was 'Hang on...dont be so quick to judge..look around you..there are lots of interesting things happening around here and if you bothered to take the trouble you will find very interesting goings on in the subtreanean landscape, although much of it in the local vernacular. But attempts were made at translating Lau which were fairly accurate. You may not follow the thread but that does it not mean it does not have a sense of its own. To pass judgment that it is dumb and is of no value is to say that what passes as market french in north africa is similarly dumb and of no value. So it is best if u do live in a glass house not to throw stones. Otherwise u end up land up being all cut up if u thrown get into it. The patch of sky for the little frog( pardon the pun here :lol: ) in the well is not the only one in the world. There are other frogs who dont live in wells too. The local vernacular as represented by Lau is supported by vibrant culture of its own. To come to Singapore and not notice it let alone interact with it is to miss the point of coming here. The local guys and gals are not a boring lot. They just speak a language all of their own. And the carrying ons here if u understand the vernacular is not quarrelsome stuff but verbal jousting as part of social interaction. So come on in and interact with the locals and suspend your judgment until uve done so. To do otherwise has a dumbing effect. You dont come out wiser doing that. :!:

Alya

Postby Alya » Sat, 11 Sep 2004 7:28 pm

Er, excuse me Flip... i have lived in this country for more than 10 years, have mixed extensively with the locals on every level, professionally, personally, spiritually, etc etc. I have hung out with the local guys and girls of every race, so i think i am qualifed to throw a few stones here and there.

I am not an AngMoh though I may be more exposed to the western ways but thats beside the point. My point is NOT that there are no good local men, my point is that there are so few and far between and thats just because of the society they have grown up in, the way they've been brought up, educated and so forth.

I think there was a thread somewhere on this forum about chinese guys not being open to other races. I bring up chinese guys cos they are the majority race in this country. I would be open to a relationship with a chinese guy but majority of them here will only look at a chinese girl!

So my point is that some of us girls are not closed minded when it comes to dating other races simply because we grew up in an cosmopolitan, multi-racial/international environment. We are decent women and want to meet men on our wavelenth and sadly there just are very few of them.
Thats not judgement, thats a fact. A really sad one.


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