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Postby LT » Mon, 02 Jul 2007 4:09 pm

Hi,

I have a joke for everyone... Got it off Class 95 few weeks back. (No offend to all ladies here. Just meant to be a joke.)

Question: What does a woman's left thigh say to the right thigh???
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Ans: Between us........, we can make lots of money.... )
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Postby tingal79 » Wed, 04 Jul 2007 9:12 pm

:???:



Such confident thighs...

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Postby Pullo » Fri, 06 Jul 2007 2:09 pm

oh, i have a much dirtier version :)

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Postby LT » Fri, 06 Jul 2007 3:00 pm

Ha.. Share it with us....
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Postby Pullo » Fri, 06 Jul 2007 7:16 pm

its a bit dumb.. but here it goes:

A woman asks to get tattooed on both of her thighs -- she requests a picture of a turkey on one thigh and a picture of a Xmas tree on another. In the midst of fulfiling her wish, the artist can't help his curiousity and asks:

-- Why do you want a turkey on one thigh and a Xmas tree on the other?

Woman replies:

-- So that my husband has something to eat between Thanksgiving and Chistmas.

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Postby LT » Sat, 07 Jul 2007 1:20 am

Ha.... This is funny... :lol:
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