Don't spek agod inglish

ksl · Post by **ksl** » Fri, 15 Jun 2007 2:50 am

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country...we don't speak aloud in public places

about our sex lives"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

I'VE GOT £5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Fri, 15 Jun 2007 9:53 am

You lose, I've seen it so many time already!

Kats_ · Post by **Kats_** » Fri, 15 Jun 2007 1:26 pm

LOL

You win your 5er KSL!

b148kjpgmn · Post by **b148kjpgmn** » Sat, 11 Aug 2007 1:35 am

you right lol . i owe you 5 bucks .

rock32 · Post by **rock32** » Mon, 24 Sep 2007 6:18 pm

b148kjpgmn wrote:you right lol . i owe you 5 bucks .

Hi, so is you guys chatting about speaking good English here!!!!

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:26 pm

rock32 wrote:
b148kjpgmn wrote:you right lol . i owe you 5 bucks .
Hi, so is you guys chatting about speaking good English here!!!!

Nah, this is the rubbish forum so you can continue like your doing at the moment.

PT · Post by PT » Wed, 10 Oct 2007 6:07 pm

Good job!
I am very proud of you!

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