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Glodalization

Postby one843 » Fri, 08 Jun 2007 8:17 am

Finally, the definition of globalization!

I can understand and to which I can relate

Question: What is the truest definition Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine ,driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles , treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by someone who sent it and was a Canadian , using Bill Gates' technology.

And you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips , and a Korean monitor ,assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant.

Transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians ,unloaded by Sicilian Long shoremen , and trucked to you by Mexican illegal aliens.

That, my friends, is true Globalization!
"If you fear change, you fear success"

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 08 Jun 2007 9:52 am

Excellent! :cool:

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Re: Glodalization

Postby Kats_ » Fri, 08 Jun 2007 1:01 pm

one843 wrote:Finally, the definition of globalization!

I can understand and to which I can relate

Question: What is the truest definition Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine ,driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles , treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by someone who sent it and was a Canadian , using Bill Gates' technology.

And you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips , and a Korean monitor ,assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant.

Transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians ,unloaded by Sicilian Long shoremen , and trucked to you by Mexican illegal aliens.

That, my friends, is true Globalization!


It also defines 'stereotyping'.
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good one!

Postby wanderinghippie » Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:37 pm

the world IS getting smaller

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Postby ksl » Sun, 08 Jul 2007 5:37 pm

Strange! I thought I had posted the original, it seems to have been hijacked and replaced! :???: How can this happen?

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