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Lipstick print on the mirror :)

Postby itsmelisa » Tue, 05 Jun 2007 6:36 pm

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!

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Postby Immortal » Tue, 05 Jun 2007 8:28 pm

Am I the only one that thinks these jokes aren't really funny?

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Postby one843 » Wed, 06 Jun 2007 7:50 am

Some of the jokes Melisa post are lame lame lame.

However some are funny funny funny.

Some days Melisa's jokes keep me from going to Changi prison for murder.

Keep em coming Melisa.
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Postby Plavt » Wed, 06 Jun 2007 8:21 am

one843 wrote:
Some days Melisa's jokes keep me from going to Changi prison for murder.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby tingal79 » Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:05 pm

Awww, be nice. :wink: I think it is just nice of her to share them. Beside, given that this section is called leisure chat, jokes, rubbish, it can so be that she is just posting rubbish.

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Postby Kats_ » Fri, 08 Jun 2007 1:03 pm

i thought it was funny!

Ew...but funny. Clever bunny.
tonton toto, ton thé t'a t-il ôté ta toux?

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Postby babyd0ll » Sat, 09 Jun 2007 6:15 pm

lol. cold joke.

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