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A SUPER GOOD ONE

Postby yabe » Tue, 22 May 2007 5:13 pm

> > > A SUPER GOOD ONE!!!!!!
> > >
> > > The Good Husband...
> > >
> > > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending
> > his company's
> >
> > > Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
> > but the drinks didn't
> >
> > > taste
> > >
> > > like alcohol at all.
> > >
> > > He didn't even remember how he got home from the
> > party. As bad as he
> >
> > > was feeling, he wondered if he did something
> > wrong. Jack had to force
> >
> >
> >
> > > himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
> > sees is a couple of
> > > aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
> > table. And, next to them, a
> > > single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
> > clothing in front
> >
> >
> > > of him, all clean and pressed.
> > >
> > > He looks around the room and sees that it is in
> > perfect order,
> > > spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
> > takes the aspirins,
> > > cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
> > at him in the bathroom
> >
> >
> > > mirror.
> > >
> > > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
> > the mirror written in red
> > > with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
> > wife in lipstick:
> > >
> > > "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
> > get groceries to
> >
> >
> > > make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
> > darling! Love,
> > Jillian"
> > >
> > > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there
> > is hot breakfast,
> > > steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His
> > son is also at the
> >
> >
> > > table, eating.
> > >
> > > Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
> > >
> > > "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out
> > of your mind. You fell
> > > over the coffee table and broke it, and then you
> > puked in the hallway,
> >
> >
> > > and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
> > >
> > > Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything
> > in such perfect
> > > order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast
> > is on the table waiting
> >
> >
> > > for
> > >
> > > me??"
> > >
> > > His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to
> > the bedroom, and when
> > > she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
> > >
> > > "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
> >
> >
> > >
> > > Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> > > Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > > Two Aspirins $1.38
> > > Saying the right thing, at the right time . .
> > PRICELESS!!!

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 22 May 2007 6:39 pm

>yabe,

>>>yes, that is a good one.

>>>but you could have at least cleaned it up a bit
>>>instead of just copying it from your forwarded
>>>& forwarded & forwarded email.

>>>sms :?

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Postby fishtank » Thu, 24 May 2007 10:20 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:>yabe,

>>>yes, that is a good one.

>>>but you could have at least cleaned it up a bit
>>>instead of just copying it from your forwarded
>>>& forwarded & forwarded email.

>>>sms :?


HAHAHA!! sms, you made my night!! hahahaha...


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