OK, just for fun I'll nibble around the edges as it's not time for Survivor yet. Is that why BP used to always up their pump prices without telling anybody? Just to see if the public are reading the small print?
Oh, by the way, the intel you provided would have actually been beneficial had you posted that info in the "Parenting, Family & Schools" thread. So I think you, again, have been hoist by your own petard.
Anyway, don't let this ole farmboy get to you. Sometimes taking the mickey is thereputic!