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Funny skill test of the blonds.

Post by itsmelisa » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:34 pm

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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CIA recruitment

Post by Asdracles » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 2:03 pm

An ad is posted for recruiting people for CIA. The applicants are asked to go with husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend to the interview.

Two guys and a blode girl applies.

The first guy is told:

"In next room, your wife is sitted in a chair. You should take this gun and kill her".
"We need to know if you are the kind of people we need in this job. Its hard!"
He goes in, 1 minute. Silence. 3 minutes. Silence. 5 minutes, the guy goes out crying. "Sorry, I can not, I can not, I love her so much.....". "Sorry, men, you are not the people we are looking for".

The second man its told: "In next room your girlfriend is sitted. Come in with this gun and kill here" He goes in with more confidence, but after 5-10-15 minutes, goes away also crying. "I thought that I could do it, but..... its my girlfriend, i love her, i cant!!". "Sorry, but you have not passed the test"

The blonde, without even being asked, go to the room. After 3 seconds one shot, then another shot, another one..... Six shots, and then sounds like a fight. Finally she goes away from the room.

The surprised recruiters asked her: "What did it happen???, What was that noise???"

"Shit, I should kill him kicking with the chair, because you silly men gave me blank bullets!!!"

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