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Drunk father and a prostitute mother

Postby itsmelisa » Wed, 18 Apr 2007 7:28 pm

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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Location: s0me WHERE faR fAr awAy fr0m +iz planet...

Postby 08weixiang12 » Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:56 pm

LMAO!!! :D
i'm tired of working...b0ring. . .

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Postby reikko123 » Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby luvayn » Sun, 16 Mar 2008 2:57 pm

haha..
the bus driver kena shoot.
lol..

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Postby brifusg » Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:10 pm

I laughed since I did not find it very farni but I still laughed lol

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Postby tingal79 » Sat, 22 Mar 2008 9:25 pm

what is your point?

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Postby Plavt » Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:07 pm

tingal79 wrote:what is your point?


I think you need to read the title of this thread? :-k

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Postby marley » Sun, 06 Apr 2008 1:04 am

hahahhaha..just sharing my laughters here...a lot of bus drivers are here in our place but they are not the son of a drunkard and a prostitute...Kudos to them..they send us to work early heheheh
"The only thing necesaary for EVIL to Triumph is for good men to do nothing..... "


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