Drunk father and a prostitute mother

[itsmelisa]

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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[08weixiang12]

LMAO!!!

[reikko123]

[luvayn]

haha..
the bus driver kena shoot.
lol..

[brifusg]

I laughed since I did not find it very farni but I still laughed lol

[tingal79]

what is your point?

[Plavt]

what is your point?

I think you need to read the title of this thread?

[marley]

hahahhaha..just sharing my laughters here...a lot of bus drivers are here in our place but they are not the son of a drunkard and a prostitute...Kudos to them..they send us to work early heheheh