We will not eat her.

[itsmelisa]

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" Asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."


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- Lisa

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[Strong Eagle]

Reminds me of another one.

For those that may be unfamiliar, the Amish are a religious sect in the United States that shun all forms of technology. They plant and harvest crops by hand, still use horse drawn wagons and such. It is a simple life style without most modern conveniences.

Anyway:

An Amish family (father, mother, son) travel in their horsedrawn cart to a modern shopping mall for the first time in their life. The woman is going to buy some cloth to make clothes.

The man and his son are standing next to an elevator, which neither has ever seen before. The doors to the elevator open and an older, matronly woman steps into it. The doors close as the two Amish watch.

A couple of minutes later, the doors open again and out steps a gorgeous blond.

The son asks his father, "Father, what is that thing?"

The father replies, "Son, I do not know. But go fetch your mother."