Don't take any chances

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itsmelisa: Regular; Posts: 51; Joined: Fri, 05 Jan 2007

Don't take any chances

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Postby itsmelisa » Wed, 07 Mar 2007 3:40 pm

A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.
It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

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