According to Bush

[Kurozu]

I wonder how many stupid things or comments G W Bush has made over the years.

I will start a list, and if you have something new to add, please do.

[Kurozu]

'Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again' — George W. Bush.


"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."— Speaking on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007.


"Because of your work, children who once wanted to die are now preparing to live."—speaking at the White House summit on malaria, Dec. 14, 2006


"You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one."


"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."


"I think—tide turning—see, as I remember—I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of—it's easy to see a tide turn—did I say those words?"


"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that."


"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."


"I think we agree, the past is over."


"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."


"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read—I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."


"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."—In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate.

[Kurozu]

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

"I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality."

Bush dares us to imagine ourselves as working mothers, "working hard to put food on your family."

"... able to make a living and ... put more money on the table."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses."

"They misunderestimated me."

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[Strong Eagle]

My contribution.

http://www.herbhost.com/bush/bush.htm

[Kurozu]

Bush is an idiot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agW2cO2dy3Q

[harris]

bush is a great terriost
i hate bush and western policies against Muslims.
God bless Muslims people and Muslims leader.

[askmeagain]

"Saddam Hussein has weapons of Mass Destruction....."
But up to now he could not find out.....

[yanEEyanEE]

heard this one recently, sposed Bush jokes:

Arriving in England "why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"

Press conference "The French do not have a French word for entrepeneur".

(clockin up on posts 2 answer pm).