You gota read this..its well funny!
>
> This is a real reply to a marriage ad in India.......
>
> Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in Bangalore
> Madam:
>
> I am an old young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having seen
> your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on
> you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside
> Karnataka.
> I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled
> with
> hardness, as because I
> am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and
> I
> am a good
> batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
> balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
> balls
> that bounce a lot.
>
> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I
> am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
> giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
> That
> is how nice I am.
>
> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
> tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
> pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
> come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
>
> I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
> you.
> I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?
> So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
> pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
> things
> into
> your hand.
>
> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very
> hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
>
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
> and
> press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
> smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
> for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
>
> Expecting soon,
> Yours and only yours
> Jiyo
if this is a real reply to a matrimonial ad, i have only two words!
not bad dude.....only a Kannadiga will marry him haha.
