First we had the gospel according to Drinking Vinegar & yogi Yoga
Then we got the gospel according to the holy sweat your sweet buns off duo of kettlebells & freeweights/machines w/aerobics.
And now, to complete the trinity, we've got the gospel according to crystals and other voodoo mind bullcrap.
Aaannnnnddddd...........
If they don't work, we've got a whole slew of "knock the pounds off" chemicals via a multitude of MLM floggers who will willing separate you from your money and family and friends. If the weights don't kill you the medicals will.
Good luck folks, the witch doctors are in - in full regalia! And common sense went on walk-a-bout!
Sorry guys, just couldn't help myself. I believe it was P.T. Barnun who said "There's one born every minute!" I might be wrong though..
Maybe it was "you can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time." Anyway, I think both are pretty apt here.
