COMING TO A FORCE NEAR YOU

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**COMING TO A FORCE NEAR YOU**

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their
choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great
(not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other
country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of computer
platform of the wishee.


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.


This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.