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Postby ksl » Fri, 15 Dec 2006 3:48 am

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star."

Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis Van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.




FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed.

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian.

After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice.

Yours Sincerely,

Dick Van Dyke



(I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!)

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 15 Dec 2006 2:46 pm

Yep it is, but you'd have to be over 40 to appreciate it! :-$

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Postby one843 » Fri, 15 Dec 2006 3:11 pm

Yes very funny.
I am not over 40 and I appriciate it. Big fan of Dick Van Dyke show.

KSL. You male or female?

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Postby rodandhelen » Sat, 16 Dec 2006 6:51 am

thought was very funny....

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Postby ksl » Sun, 17 Dec 2006 2:00 am

one843 wrote:Yes very funny.
I am not over 40 and I appriciate it. Big fan of Dick Van Dyke show.

KSL. You male or female?



The last time I looked, it was still hanging, and i dress on the right side, how about you? It's the only muscle that doesn't get enough exercise :(

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Postby one843 » Mon, 18 Dec 2006 8:18 am

Same here.
For some reason I was thinking you were female.
I so these post and am not used to Females telling joke like that so I thought I should ask.
I didnt want to hit on a dude. LOL

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Postby Ukoz » Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:37 am

Nice one, OP. Didn't see it coming, so to speak. :lol:

By the way, D van D is in Ben Stiller's latest movie, so quite a few people will be able to appreciate the joke, not just the over-40's.

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Postby ksl » Tue, 19 Dec 2006 5:16 am

one843 wrote:Same here.
For some reason I was thinking you were female.
I so these post and am not used to Females telling joke like that so I thought I should ask.
I didnt want to hit on a dude. LOL


HA! Nice one! :D :shock: It wouldn't be my first time I had a shock, I remember my young days here, down Bugis, when it was full of transexuals, and I couldn't tell the difference on my night on the town!

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Postby BearHug » Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:37 am

What can I say??

This DVD joke makes my day. :)
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