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Postby Strong Eagle » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:46 pm

Two men and a lady

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two fought, one KILLED the other to have the lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They both had the lady TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.

Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The lady accused the first man of sodomising the other because she was
rejected by both.

And finally....

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed

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Postby one843 » Wed, 29 Nov 2006 7:35 am

BRAVO BRAVO

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Postby WASABI » Sun, 17 Dec 2006 9:40 pm

:lol: :lol:
HAHAHAHA!!! Thas a good one.

You really have to have lived in singpore to understand this one though.


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