Two men and a lady
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two fought, one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his
advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The lady accused the first man of sodomising the other because she was
rejected by both.
And finally....
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed
