lame and rubbish

[srams]

>y cant a man born in England be buried in Singapore?
coz he's still alive
>there was a crazy man that was going to be imported to america.
after a few mins in the plane he told the officer that he needs to pee.
after he had peed he threw the toilet bowl out of the plane. Why?
coz he's crazy
>a man was walking when he suddenly died. why?
coz the toilet bowl fell on him....

[sundaymorningstaple]

lame and rubbish

Your jokes aren't much better either......