Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
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> diversity.
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> "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during
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> the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go
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> to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
> employees."
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> The cannibals promised they would not.
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> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
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> I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the
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> whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
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> disappeared.
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> Do any of you know what happened to her?"
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> The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
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> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
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> others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose
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> hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been
> eating
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> managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat
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> someone who actually DOES something."
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