Emotional Needs

[dudevinod]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear ... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you .... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said, "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[gattaca]

Right on MAte..

Ur excution is as sharp as ricky pontings bat.... .
One min .. they are all chirpy and peachy next min .. they are like lost in gal wonderland. or more like i am lost figuring out wat gals want... THen again .. u shuld know betta if ur married..

Cheers
Adi

[dudevinod]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knew her from,So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and stuck a carrot up my
butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[batliwala]

ha ha nice one ..... I still don't understand women.

check this is funny graphic on male / female brain....

http://www.briantaylor.com/jokes-female_male-brains.htm

[bunty]

ha ha nice one ..... I still don't understand women.

check this is funny graphic on male / female brain....

http://www.briantaylor.com/jokes-female_male-brains.htm

good one on the brains.....