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Airline Stories.

Postby Plavt » Tue, 07 Nov 2006 8:18 am

1. After dishing the meat balls onto the plate, the stewardess asked the male passenger....." sir would you like some sauce on your balls?"
2. During training, the crew were taught after giving passengers something,like a drink or food etc. they were supposed to say things like "enjoy your meal" or "enjoy your drink." Jillian being a new and enthusiastic stewardess always put into practice the things her instructors taught. So when a pax with a bad headache received her Panadol tablets , Jillian with a wide and innocent smile told the pax ..."enjoy your Panadol sir!"
3. A supervisor told a Japanese stewardess that she looked like a "zombie". The stewardess looked puzzled. He then asked her..."do you know what is a zombie?" "Yes" the Japanese girl replied .."its between zone A and zone C"....

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