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A cow from Minsk

Post by Lost » Wed, 06 Sep 2006 4:40 pm

A golden oldie from VT:

The only cow in a small town in Poland

stopped giving milk. The people did some

research and found that they could buy a

cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one

from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal,

they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow

was wonderful. It produced lots of milk

all the time, and the people were amazed

and very happy. They decided to acquire a

bull to mate with the cow and produce more

cows like it. Then they would never have

to worry about the milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the

pasture with their beloved cow. However,

whenever the bull came close to the cow,

the cow would move away. No matter what

approach the bull tried, the cow would

move away from the bull and he could not

succeed in his quest. The people were

very upset and decided to ask the rabbi,

who was very wise, what to do. They told

the rabbi what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow,

she moves away. If he approaches from

the back, she moves forward. When he

approaches her from the front, she backs

off. An approach from the side and she

just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about this for a minute

and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had

never mentioned where they had gotten the cow.

"You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How

did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi answered sadly,

"My wife is from Minsk."

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Post by Strong Eagle » Wed, 06 Sep 2006 7:01 pm

FUNNNNY!!!! :lol:

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