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A cow from Minsk

Postby Lost » Wed, 06 Sep 2006 4:40 pm

A golden oldie from VT:


The only cow in a small town in Poland



stopped giving milk. The people did some



research and found that they could buy a



cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one



from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal,



they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow



was wonderful. It produced lots of milk



all the time, and the people were amazed



and very happy. They decided to acquire a



bull to mate with the cow and produce more



cows like it. Then they would never have



to worry about the milk supply again.



They bought a bull and put it in the



pasture with their beloved cow. However,



whenever the bull came close to the cow,



the cow would move away. No matter what



approach the bull tried, the cow would



move away from the bull and he could not



succeed in his quest. The people were



very upset and decided to ask the rabbi,



who was very wise, what to do. They told



the rabbi what was happening.



"Whenever the bull approaches our cow,



she moves away. If he approaches from



the back, she moves forward. When he



approaches her from the front, she backs



off. An approach from the side and she



just walks away to the other side."



The rabbi thought about this for a minute



and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"



The people were dumbfounded, since they had



never mentioned where they had gotten the cow.



"You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How



did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"



The rabbi answered sadly,



"My wife is from Minsk."

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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 06 Sep 2006 7:01 pm

FUNNNNY!!!! :lol:


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