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Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

Postby drakko » Sat, 02 Sep 2006 2:11 pm

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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Re: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

Postby drakko » Fri, 08 Sep 2006 1:24 am

Q: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?



A: Shake hands
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Postby drakko » Tue, 02 Jan 2007 3:16 pm

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Postby drakko » Tue, 02 Jan 2007 3:22 pm

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".
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