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Postby newhere2 » Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:04 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"



Barman says: "No."



Duck says: "Got any bread?"



Barman says: "No."



Duck says: "Got any bread?"



Barman says: "No, we have no bread."



Duck says: "Got any bread?"



Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."



Duck says: "Got any bread?"



Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask

me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating

bast**d of a f**king bird!"



Duck says: "Got any nails?"



Barman says: "No"



Duck says: "Got any bread?

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