Just remember, we may be there one day....
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Maude: What the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore (pharmacy).
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (after all she is over 80 years of age)but very delicately asks: "What brand of condom do you prefer?"
Maude replies, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!"
The pharmacist fainted.
Note: Camel is a brand of cigarettes.
