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Smokin' Ladies

Postby Matney » Sat, 12 Aug 2006 7:17 am

Just remember, we may be there one day....

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Maude: What the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore (pharmacy).

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (after all she is over 80 years of age)but very delicately asks: "What brand of condom do you prefer?"
Maude replies, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!"

The pharmacist fainted.

Note: Camel is a brand of cigarettes.

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Re: Smokin' Ladies

Postby Char » Sat, 19 Aug 2006 7:57 pm

Matney wrote:Just remember, we may be there one day....

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Maude: What the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore (pharmacy).

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (after all she is over 80 years of age)but very delicately asks: "What brand of condom do you prefer?"
Maude replies, "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!"

The pharmacist fainted.

Note: Camel is a brand of cigarettes.



Hehe... A good one. :D
*Charmaine*

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Postby Loops » Mon, 21 Aug 2006 4:54 pm

nice, I like it :)


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