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Jokes and some more.....
PJ's
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"
keh
kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara ....Socho... yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ
i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up...?
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Ring De Basanti
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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to
the
doctor... how??
scroll
...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......
keh
kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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.
.
.
.
ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
kya hua.... Confused??
jara ....Socho... yaar ???
opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ
i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
???
?
?
?
?
(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ok i'l tell you...
.
.
.
. because.
.
.
.
.
.
. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up...?
:...
:...
:...
:...
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:...
:.....
:...
:...
:...
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:
:...
:...
:...
:...
:...
:.....
:...
:...
:...
:...
:
:...
:...
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Ring De Basanti

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to
the
doctor... how??
scroll
...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??
flush!!
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......
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