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Post by bunty » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 3:25 pm

batliwala wrote:
sapphire wrote:I knew a Vipul Thanewala, but I'm guessing you're not a Bawa. Batli, balti, confusing for some. Btw, nice avatar, goes with your email addy. :lol:

Hmmmm.... not a Bawa indeed. Batliwala is easy to remember lor.. more difficult ones I came across at Dawa Bazaar, Mumbai are

Vanmali Bhikawala,Screwwala, Beltwala, chapalwala, NutBoltwala, Storewala, Dawawala, Bookwala etc. etc.

:lol: nice that you liked my avatar, and email addy sucks LMAO.

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batli is a big chuppa rustom. he is not from mumbai, not a bawa, but is ekdum "mumbai ka hero". just figured out from him that apart from our first name, we have something else in common.

This forum is throwing out a lot of common things and making the world a small place...

Batli-what is LMAO.. seen it number of ur posts. My best friend in mumbai is a Bawa and his name is Daruwala.

There are also Soda bottle openerwala (really!!!) and Ginwala!!!!

Cheers

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Post by Kiran » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 3:26 pm

hi guys.........yday was when i joined DA GANG.....i amazed to see the no. of posts per day....Quedos guys !!! \:D/
batli urf balti....u r good!!! in gujarati, we say, saruche, saruche :wink:
hello to everyone else - chixchix, sapphire, kora n nikhil..... :wave:
i cannot be part of the dancin group but hey can someone update me on RHYZE...what is it???

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Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 3:29 pm

Junior sardar: agar bina daton ka kuthaa kate to kya karna chahiye? sardar :bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Sardar: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
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Scientist : we are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Sardar :My age is.....!!!



After Lunch Joke


Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush – Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100







25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians





1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon



dekhta rehta."

Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."



2. Four hightech sardar inventions:

---Waterproof towel

---Solar powered torch

---Book on how to read

---Pedal powered wheel chair.



3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess

what ---To avoid side effect!!!



4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola

pedho

ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe

budhu

chatri pakdke dal na".



5.Man:sardarji where were u born?

sardarji: punjab.

man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in

punjab".



6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke

---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir

gita pe haath.



7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha

"akal badhi ya bhais "

Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".



8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door ?

bcoz it was an

entrance exam.



9.Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations

for a

swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.



10.Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.

Banta: really what is he studying?

santa: he is not studying they r studying him.


Banta Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,
only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked
with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem
in
keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I
request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password
is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request
you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so
that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from
CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?


Best regards,
Banta singh
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Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 3:44 pm

Kiran wrote:hi guys.........yday was when i joined DA GANG.....i amazed to see the no. of posts per day....Quedos guys !!! \:D/
batli urf balti....u r good!!! in gujarati, we say, saruche, saruche :wink:
hello to everyone else - chixchix, sapphire, kora n nikhil..... :wave:
i cannot be part of the dancin group but hey can someone update me on RHYZE...what is it???

Lol I just know Suche Khemche Danda La Ke Maru Che.....

Anyway thanks... we will meet one day.

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Post by psynix » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 3:53 pm

HI Guys ..

Nice ONE Ajit .. Good Job really .. !!!

WIll join in whenever possible ..

Man !! .. reading this makes me wanna go back to Bombay .. !!!

batli ... u forgot .. "hava- n -dey" ... GET OUTTA MY FACE !!! hahaha ..

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Post by guruvishwanath » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:00 pm

If anyone is keen on badminton on Saturday afternoon or Sunday mornings/noons! I will be game. I prefer Cairnhill CC or Kampong Glam CC (Beach Road). Both are quite near MRT (Newton and Bugis). And I have played there before and I know the courts are nice.

I am trying out to see if I can learn ancient sword fighting on Sundays. If that does not work out, then maybe Sundays are good.

After a heavy night of clubbing, it is imperative that some amout of sweat is expended to get back into gear or else the entire week is busted.

I also learnt that Russell Peter's the canadian-indian stand up comedian is performing in Singapore in October. Check SISTIC for more details.

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Post by life.fun » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:01 pm

Hi Ajit,

I am sorry I just checked up with my Project Director , I donot think I will be able to make it on working days. To & Fro to Parag Bhai's place will itself be like 3 hours . Sorry Once again, I will also speak to Parag bhai personally.

a BIG Hello to the new members,

It seems many of us have joined this forum for healthy time pass , I think we can use personal email ids for posting forwards...think of it guys!!
Yours friendly neighbourhood,

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Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:01 pm

psynix wrote:HI Guys ..

Nice ONE Ajit .. Good Job really .. !!!

WIll join in whenever possible ..

Man !! .. reading this makes me wanna go back to Bombay .. !!!

batli ... u forgot .. "hava- n -dey" ... GET OUTTA MY FACE !!! hahaha ..

Lol... new to me , but sounds like Have a nice day.
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Post by psynix » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:03 pm

russell peters ...

the dude's hilarious .. !!

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Post by psynix » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:06 pm

batliwala wrote:
psynix wrote:HI Guys ..

Nice ONE Ajit .. Good Job really .. !!!

WIll join in whenever possible ..

Man !! .. reading this makes me wanna go back to Bombay .. !!!

batli ... u forgot .. "hava- n -dey" ... GET OUTTA MY FACE !!! hahaha ..

Lol... new to me , but sounds like Have a nice day.

its actually HAWA .. aaney dey .. said really fast .. (give me some air/get outta my face) and usually with a boss added to the end for effect ..

havandey boss ;) lol

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Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:08 pm

guruvishwanath wrote:If anyone is keen on badminton on Saturday afternoon or Sunday mornings/noons! I will be game. I prefer Cairnhill CC or Kampong Glam CC (Beach Road). Both are quite near MRT (Newton and Bugis). And I have played there before and I know the courts are nice.

I am trying out to see if I can learn ancient sword fighting on Sundays. If that does not work out, then maybe Sundays are good.

After a heavy night of clubbing, it is imperative that some amout of sweat is expended to get back into gear or else the entire week is busted.

I also learnt that Russell Peter's the canadian-indian stand up comedian is performing in Singapore in October. Check SISTIC for more details.

Russell Peters wonderful ..... saw his video a couple of years back. I had a short clip from his 1 hr video calling Indians doing Business with Chinese. Holy Cow this guy is damn funny. If anyone is interested in the Russel Peters clips can ping.

About Badminton I will have to see as to where the majority of group would love to Play this weekend (Tampines/ Newton or Bugis).

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Re: Batli

Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:14 pm

bunty wrote:
batli is a big chuppa rustom. he is not from mumbai, not a bawa, but is ekdum "mumbai ka hero". just figured out from him that apart from our first name, we have something else in common.

This forum is throwing out a lot of common things and making the world a small place...

Batli-what is LMAO.. seen it number of ur posts. My best friend in mumbai is a Bawa and his name is Daruwala.

There are also Soda bottle openerwala (really!!!) and Ginwala!!!!

Cheers
Indeed the World is such a small place now.
Sssshhhhhh.... don't let the cat out of the bag. Chuhey Ko Bil Mein Hi Rehney do as I am not a Chupa Rustum.

Lol... SodaBottleOpenerWala, Ginwala, Daruwala good ones there. Heard about them before, but forgot to mention.

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LMAO => Laugh my ass out , ROFLMAO => Roll on the floor and Laugh my ass out.
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amchee mumbai

Post by Kiran » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:22 pm

hey guys i know one more which none of u mentioned so far.......

DIMAG KA FRIED RICE MAT KAR

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Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 4:37 pm

Kiran wrote:hey guys i know one more which none of u mentioned so far.......

DIMAG KA FRIED RICE MAT KAR

Lol... nice one.

You guys can download Russel Peter's " Indian doing business with the chinese " . Link given below , please share with the rest when the d/l's go bust.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?a ... AD6B074628


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The Great Indian Laughter Challenge

Post by batliwala » Tue, 25 Jul 2006 5:20 pm

I have some clips from the TGILC series on Star Plus shown last year.


Here is one of them on Raju Shrivastav- from the semi finals show. If you want more, please let me know. I have few more clips from Navin Prabhakar - Bar Girl, Air Hostesses , Raju Shrivastav, Eshan Quereshi, Parab Kansara etc...

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?a ... 8D33FF069D


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