BHARTIYA JANTA SINGAPORE KI- Members Of Bhartiya Association

[kingajit]

Bollywood dance club!
Hey u guys last minute....ditch!
Any way Batli , Tara, Meena, Ajit , Aparna are so far finalised!
The choreographer will be there at Parags residence at 9 pm sharp!Wednesday 26th july.
Any more!
Sapphire awaiting confirmation for u and ur friend.
Kora is confirmed for wednesday.

Cheers
KingAjit
Lage Raho!!!

[khozism]

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kya bindaas way kiya re bidu... to Hang the Terrorist by d*** ( automatic hanging machine)
ek dum jhakaas...
ek dum fundoo...
bole to first class...[/quote]

batli ... kya goli de raha hai yaar mereko ..... pehle bola ki mumbai ki tapori bhasha nahin aati ..... ab poora description de diya sab terms ka .....

bas kya bhaai .... sabere sabere main hi mila tha ? ..... dekh lenge tujhko dost ....

jaldi mil yaar .... aish karenge saath milke ....

[batliwala]

Batli Baap....sahi jaa rahe ho beta.

so how was the bollywood dance meetup at parag's place?

cheers

Kora

# Please don't bore me..
Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

# Don't take much tension..
Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??


Just discussed over the song selection, about the choreographer and the costs involved. Rest of the time was spent on just chatting.

# I don't care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

Kal jaroor milenge...

bas kya?!

apun suburb waalon ka aisa mazaak udaaneka kya?

khopche mein le ke doo kya kharcha paani?

waise apun suburb se nahi hai, par that richness/tata/ambani thing was a little obnoxious.

[batliwala]

Heres sum frm ma side!

# There's a big problem
Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
# There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)
Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya
# You'll be surprised .
Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
# I am going out of this place
Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai
# Don't make a fool of others
Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
# Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Chal e Shaaane,"Hawa" aan de
# I am not a stupid out here
Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
# There's some misunderstanding
Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
# Do u drink daily?
Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
# See, You are afraid..
Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
# Shall I just bash u?
E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
# Just take him into a secret place
Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
# O .. What a beautiful lady !!
Kya "Rapchic Maal" hai yaar!!
# Don't just bluff..OK?
E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
# Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!
# Don't take much tension..
Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
# Your clothes are very awkward!!
Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
# I don't care about it much..!!
Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
# Please don't bore me..
Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
# All this must be done without anyone's notice
Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye kya?

[chixchix]

Bring it on ,,Balti Yaar... ek dhum jhakaas kojes..aur post kar yaar.

Cheers

[batliwala]

Bring it on ,,Balti Yaar... ek dhum jhakaas kojes..aur post kar yaar.

Cheers

Sahi hai Bhidu!

AILA RE, Ladki Tu Mast Mast Aila Re!....phir se bol zara jo tu bola re

Wat is ur mobile no...karu kya dial no..

Garam Chai ki Pyaali ho.....

Kisi disco ko mein jaaye.........

[sapphire]

Dhinkchaak! Been ages since I used that word! 'Fat gayi' isn't just Mumbai though. But 'full to' is! Haha, love the mumbai bhasha.

Ajit, sorry about yesterday. Kal ka plan decide nahi kiya hai. But, most likely I'll join you guys. Haven't met Sabrina in a long while, will be nice to catch up with her. And, meet all the noobs.

[batliwala]

Nahi re, KCPD nahin pata. But, I do know what BOAC means.

Unfortunately, didn't go to Parag's. Might show up tomorrow.

Come come to Parag's home... welcome. Kabhi Linking road, Kabhi Peddar road, Kabhi Parag's home@Marine Vista heheheh.


batli

[batliwala]

Bring it on ,,Balti Yaar... ek dhum jhakaas kojes..aur post kar yaar.

Cheers

Humein bahut dukkh hua jab apne mujhe Balti bolke pukara. Oh yaar mera nick Batli hai Batli yaaara.


batli

[sapphire]

I knew a Vipul Thanewala, but I'm guessing you're not a Bawa. Batli, balti, confusing for some. Btw, nice avatar, goes with your email addy.

[sabrina77]

Dhinkchaak! Been ages since I used that word! 'Fat gayi' isn't just Mumbai though. But 'full to' is! Haha, love the mumbai bhasha.

Ajit, sorry about yesterday. Kal ka plan decide nahi kiya hai. But, most likely I'll join you guys. Haven't met Sabrina in a long while, will be nice to catch up with her. And, meet all the noobs.

Hey Sapphire....was very confused with your above post...and then I got it....the person Ajit mentioned in his post on the B'wood dance club members is not "moi" !!!!! Guess, there's another person with the same name as mine here !!!

Actually, would also have loved to join this dance practice, but starting at 9.00 p.m is a bit too late for me....just wish it was earlier, then I might have made it.

Battliwala...you're ekdum jhakkas....you made us forget Singlish ! Thank you....

[thursdayblitzkreig]

Batli: sahi batli mein utararne ki koshish kar raha hai be sabko.....

lage reh.....
(just kidding dude-hope dimag nahi kiya)

kora

[batliwala]

I knew a Vipul Thanewala, but I'm guessing you're not a Bawa. Batli, balti, confusing for some. Btw, nice avatar, goes with your email addy.

Hmmmm.... not a Bawa indeed. Batliwala is easy to remember lor.. more difficult ones I came across at Dawa Bazaar, Mumbai are

Vanmali Bhikawala,Screwwala, Beltwala, chapalwala, NutBoltwala, Storewala, Dawawala, Bookwala etc. etc.

nice that you liked my avatar, and email addy sucks LMAO.

batli

[rh19770]

x xx

[batliwala]

Hi Ajit,

Here is my posting to the group !

Hats off to you for converting this group into one of the most popular group so far, not to forget the contributions of all the members, esp Mr Batli.

I almost had a crash course in Mumbaiyaa Bhindi! Your posts were too good Mr Batli. I had a great time reading them........

Ajit - another suggestion - you may want to request the moderator on singaporexpats to give us a separate group identity - like other groups FNDC or WNDC. It makes it easier to look for the thread.


I wont be able to join for the Bollywood dance as a group member though but it would be great to see you people perform at the Ryze mixer...

And in case you are still wondering who I am - this is Nikhil.

Not to forget - lage raho !

Cheers
Nikhil

Thanks Nikhil....you are most welcome. Here are more jokes to add on to your Bheja till it starts to fry.

You don’t get offended when....................


*When the DOCTOR says, take off your clothes



*When the DENTIST says, Open wide



*When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown ?



*When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back ?



*When the INTERIOR DECORATOR say, Once it's in, you'll love it.



*When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again



*When the BANKER say, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest



*When the HUNTER says Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots



*When the TELEPHONE INSTALLATION PERSON says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?



*When Dry Cleaner says " Kapade Nikal Ke rakhana Main Aata hoon"




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