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Laws of the Land ( Help!)
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Laws of the Land ( Help!)
Do anyone have any quick links to the top 10 laws of Signapore? I'm not looking for every law in detail more a brief top 10/20? I.E.
1) No Chewing Gum
2) No droping litter
etc, etc
The majority of the laws seem reasonable and for the good of the people which ones aren't?
Many Thanks
Patrick
1) No Chewing Gum
2) No droping litter
etc, etc
The majority of the laws seem reasonable and for the good of the people which ones aren't?
Many Thanks
Patrick
Chewing gum is allowed. Can buy in any chemist.
1) Smoking is now restricted in pubs/clubs - good thing.
2) J-walking is apparently a problem but I do everyday and have never had a problem.
3) Be careful when drunk in a club; i've heard a few horror stories of guys who were a little too frisky for their own good.
4) Don't ever get involved in any kind of drugs. Even being caught with amounts considered as personal use in Europe, will end in the death penalty here.
5) I would avoid any kind of trouble/rowdy behavior.
1) Smoking is now restricted in pubs/clubs - good thing.
2) J-walking is apparently a problem but I do everyday and have never had a problem.
3) Be careful when drunk in a club; i've heard a few horror stories of guys who were a little too frisky for their own good.
4) Don't ever get involved in any kind of drugs. Even being caught with amounts considered as personal use in Europe, will end in the death penalty here.
5) I would avoid any kind of trouble/rowdy behavior.
Top 7 things that are banned in Singapore:
- Overhead wires
- Satellite dishes
- Standing water
- Freestanding billboards
- Malaysian newspapers
- Feeding pigeons
- Oral sex (except as foreplay)
So put that in your pipe and smoke it (but be sure to insert the pipe in its case afterward).
- Overhead wires
- Satellite dishes
- Standing water
- Freestanding billboards
- Malaysian newspapers
- Feeding pigeons
- Oral sex (except as foreplay)
So put that in your pipe and smoke it (but be sure to insert the pipe in its case afterward).
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What's this one about Oral sex? Does that mean for the dirty buggers who go to Ho's they've got to finish the job properly otherwise they get nicked?
I though they might have some more crazy rules? Answers on a postcode ..

I though they might have some more crazy rules? Answers on a postcode ..
Re: Laws of the Land
Thats exactly what it means - Its only OK to have a blow job if you are going to follow it up with full intercourse directly afterwards (personally I think you could probably argue that you have short fuse and you wnet off before you meant tooPatrick777 wrote:What's this one about Oral sex? Does that mean for the dirty buggers who go to Ho's they've got to finish the job properly otherwise they get nicked?

Be Like Water
care to elaborate? that could be the case anywhere, no?ringo100 wrote: 3) Be careful when drunk in a club; i've heard a few horror stories of guys who were a little too frisky for their own good.
...and in lead up to procreationjpatokal wrote: - Oral sex (except as foreplay)
Ape Shall Not Kill Ape
How do you account for the 500,000 scripts dispensed in the last year of subutex in singapore for former heroin addicts,.. are these the ones that didn't get caught, but have decided to turn a new leaf?ringo100 wrote: 4) Don't ever get involved in any kind of drugs. Even being caught with amounts considered as personal use in Europe, will end in the death penalty here.
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