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Is that funny or scary? :twisted:

Postby Ling2 » Wed, 07 Jun 2006 8:57 am

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft.
Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers
begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that
this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as
though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams
fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other
and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
late and we're all gonna die."

:shock:

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Postby EADG » Sat, 10 Jun 2006 5:36 am

in response to your thread title, you tell me

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 4690408654
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Postby Ling2 » Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:21 am

OH OH OH... that's very MEAN of you EADG!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Though I must thank you for stimulating my ever so calm HEART :P

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Postby EADG » Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:08 pm

...that is but only one way I am capable of doing that.....
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Postby wirby » Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:58 pm

That one is pretty funny... I've seen it many times, but it still made me jump :P
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