Dear Napisan,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum told me it was the best.
Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to
berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip
to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Napisan with
bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no
longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Glad Bag people...
Signed,
A Relieved Menopausal Wife
