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All jokes aside
All jokes aside
Ok, I keep getting crap like this in my singnet mail account, read it and then answer some of the obvious questions:
-Icrease Your Sexual Desire and Sperm volume by 500%
* Will I not burst?
-Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
* Mrs 'Cluse is hapy with my organisms
-Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
* Rock? Steel? Cucumber!
-Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation
* Ron Jeremy? I'd rather ejaculate less than be like him.
-Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again
* A multiple of one could be two . . .
-SPUR-M is The Newest and The Safest Way of Pharmacy
* Yes, I've always wanted 'The Safest Way of Pharmacy'
-100% Natural and No Side Effects - in contrast to well-known brands.
* Which well know brands is he talking about?
-Experience three times longer orgasms
* How does he know how long my organsms are?
-World Wide shipping within 24 hours
Clisk here http://www.eastharlemrealestate.info
* What the f... does a real estate agency have to do with this kind of product???
And what the hell is all the following stuff doing in an e-mail designed to sell this sh..?
I really do wonder if the originator has had any sales whatsoever . . .
russ serpens divestiture alphonse haul erich bumblebee seller matthews lisbon
countervail duopoly leatherback buddhism admix hatfield bijouterie harmon disembowel
autonomous mozart rosenzweig confiscatory sierra aspartic bloke telegraph choppy dod poignant
bobby sacrificial denunciate sexton inconsistent mezzo cavitate embed
gelatin legitimacy gorge marx seed airfield trouble deferring
coward conceit coast poplar datum militiamen scot deputy
-Icrease Your Sexual Desire and Sperm volume by 500%
* Will I not burst?
-Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
* Mrs 'Cluse is hapy with my organisms
-Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
* Rock? Steel? Cucumber!
-Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation
* Ron Jeremy? I'd rather ejaculate less than be like him.
-Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again
* A multiple of one could be two . . .
-SPUR-M is The Newest and The Safest Way of Pharmacy
* Yes, I've always wanted 'The Safest Way of Pharmacy'
-100% Natural and No Side Effects - in contrast to well-known brands.
* Which well know brands is he talking about?
-Experience three times longer orgasms
* How does he know how long my organsms are?
-World Wide shipping within 24 hours
Clisk here http://www.eastharlemrealestate.info
* What the f... does a real estate agency have to do with this kind of product???
And what the hell is all the following stuff doing in an e-mail designed to sell this sh..?
I really do wonder if the originator has had any sales whatsoever . . .
russ serpens divestiture alphonse haul erich bumblebee seller matthews lisbon
countervail duopoly leatherback buddhism admix hatfield bijouterie harmon disembowel
autonomous mozart rosenzweig confiscatory sierra aspartic bloke telegraph choppy dod poignant
bobby sacrificial denunciate sexton inconsistent mezzo cavitate embed
gelatin legitimacy gorge marx seed airfield trouble deferring
coward conceit coast poplar datum militiamen scot deputy
One in the hand is worth two of something
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I have a hotmail account and I too am constantly plagued by dirty spam mail.
How to increase the length of my p****?
??
Viagra to the rescue for sexual dysfunction.
Watch some girly action!!!
Cheap meds online.
They've got their wires crossed is all i can say but how do they get a hold of all these email addresses?
How to increase the length of my p****?

Viagra to the rescue for sexual dysfunction.
Watch some girly action!!!
Cheap meds online.
They've got their wires crossed is all i can say but how do they get a hold of all these email addresses?
One man's meat is another's poison.
I too have been plagued by the 'increase the size of your penis' emails. I used to just condemn them to the 'trash' folder, until one day curiosity got the better of me and I started to respond to them all - I now have a 48" penis...
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
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CardZeus wrote:I too have been plagued by the 'increase the size of your penis' emails. I used to just condemn them to the 'trash' folder, until one day curiosity got the better of me and I started to respond to them all - I now have a 48" penis...


Good luck in finding clothes to fit around the errr crotch!
One man's meat is another's poison.
Global Citizen wrote:CardZeus wrote:I too have been plagued by the 'increase the size of your penis' emails. I used to just condemn them to the 'trash' folder, until one day curiosity got the better of me and I started to respond to them all - I now have a 48" penis...
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Good luck in finding clothes to fit around the errr crotch!
Umm, GC - your font is not supposed to increase with the size of CZ' friend
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'nuff said
'nuff said

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