Ok, I keep getting crap like this in my singnet mail account, read it and then answer some of the obvious questions:
-Icrease Your Sexual Desire and Sperm volume by 500%
* Will I not burst?
-Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
* Mrs 'Cluse is hapy with my organisms
-Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
* Rock? Steel? Cucumber!
-Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation
* Ron Jeremy? I'd rather ejaculate less than be like him.
-Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again
* A multiple of one could be two . . .
-SPUR-M is The Newest and The Safest Way of Pharmacy
* Yes, I've always wanted 'The Safest Way of Pharmacy'
-100% Natural and No Side Effects - in contrast to well-known brands.
* Which well know brands is he talking about?
-Experience three times longer orgasms
* How does he know how long my organsms are?
-World Wide shipping within 24 hours
Clisk here http://www.eastharlemrealestate.info
* What the f... does a real estate agency have to do with this kind of product???
And what the hell is all the following stuff doing in an e-mail designed to sell this sh..?
I really do wonder if the originator has had any sales whatsoever . . .
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I take offence to that! I do not sell steel willies or large volumes of sperm... Thats just wrong 
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