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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:05 pm

Tiki, it looks like our newest troll, gohkatkat, who I managed to snap a pic of below, has a bad case of verbal diarrhea and a dearth of "full-stops". Not sure which is worse full stops or commas like our other troll sq3645778x.

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Anyway I award him the following award for his unfathomable diarrhea

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Postby gohkatkat » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:11 pm

[quote="sundaymorningstaple"]Tiki, it looks like our newest troll, gohkatkat, who I managed to snap a pic of below, has a bad case of verbal diarrhea and a dearth of "full-stops". Not sure which is worse full stops or commas like our other troll sq3645778x.

trolls are meant to be ugly......but too bad i ain't ugly........however i liked the concepts that you present.......the troll is just an image of strength and mere brutal strength.............

oh.....and btw its not verbal diarrhea.....its incessant chants of a thousand priests........ahhh.....that statement is perfect.......

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Postby tiki » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:53 pm

heh...

SMS that's why I told him he doesn't have to apologise cause he will not be able to resist the temptation to post a reply :wink:
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Postby gohkatkat » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 2:58 pm

[quote="tiki"]heh...

SMS that's why I told him he doesn't have to apologise cause he will not be able to resist the temptation to post a reply :wink:[/quote

yeah.....i won liao lor.......hahahahaha..........you weak cretin. :D :lol:

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Postby Quasimodo » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 5:18 pm

With one hand?


He's got quite a developed hand, though, tiki. Be warned. All that self-lovin' makes him a man's man!
One in the hand is worth two of something

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Postby gohkatkat » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:27 am

a man's man![/quote]

a man's man.....what an interesting quote........which leaves several impressions i have about this phrase..........

either you imply i am a fag......or i am a justified person....or another meaning.........but anyway i rather prefer a woman's man.........that sounds more like what i like............many women smile at me when they see me.........not because i am handsome or dashing.............i have normal looks.............but its more of my brillance...........my mental powers that make people sway to my side...............hahahahahahaha

to tell you tiki.......i have met many people like your kind of attitude in the army many times...............i tolerated........many many times..........always giving way................but was too way wayward and wild and winsome now.......want to really know how "righteously" vicious i can be???????

you have yet to know how utterly vicious i can be when cornered to a wall...........in the army........friends who looked and come into contact with me left me several impressions..........some said.......i look "stupid".......some say i look "cute" and seemingly nice and perhaps looked a bit like a "sick chick"..........only one guy said i was "evil" and very "nasty"...........and in my heart.....i know.....that guy was right from the very start...........don't know me too well........it a pity because in the face of the enemy........i appear quiet and calm.......but don't think i am a sick chick to start with......though physically weaker in combat due to my prevalent inherited sickness........i am still valued to many for my "intelligence".............

you have lost this war......because you couldn't face a taunt..............judging from your character presentation.......i would say......your "original" unit posting would be the normal type.........not the high valued one...............am i right????

dear quasimodo.......please actually i won't want you to tell him "BE WARNED".........in fact i would derive alot of pleasure seeing his posts..............every single statement i can rebutt...........it seems as though i were a cat...........have you seen how happy a cat feels when stroked correctly?????.......try it sometimes to know how good the cat feels when stroked in the correct manner..............but "however" when stroked in the wrong way............"STROKED" in the opposite and vigorously...........such that the cat's furr is all ruffled and in a mess.......you can really know what you expect.......... :D

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Postby tiki » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:56 am

gohkatkat wrote:a man's man!


a man's man.....what an interesting quote........which leaves several impressions i have about this phrase..........

either you imply i am a fag......or i am a justified person....or another meaning.........but anyway i rather prefer a woman's man.........that sounds more like what i like............many women smile at me when they see me.........not because i am handsome or dashing.............i have normal looks.............but its more of my brillance...........my mental powers that make people sway to my side...............hahahahahahaha

to tell you tiki.......i have met many people like your kind of attitude in the army many times...............i tolerated........many many times..........always giving way................but was too way wayward and wild and winsome now.......want to really know how "righteously" vicious i can be???????

you have yet to know how utterly vicious i can be when cornered to a wall...........in the army........friends who looked and come into contact with me left me several impressions..........some said.......i look "stupid".......some say i look "cute" and seemingly nice and perhaps looked a bit like a "sick chick"..........only one guy said i was "evil" and very "nasty"...........and in my heart.....i know.....that guy was right from the very start...........don't know me too well........it a pity because in the face of the enemy........i appear quiet and calm.......but don't think i am a sick chick to start with......though physically weaker in combat due to my prevalent inherited sickness........i am still valued to many for my "intelligence".............

you have lost this war......because you couldn't face a taunt..............judging from your character presentation.......i would say......your "original" unit posting would be the normal type.........not the high valued one...............am i right????

dear quasimodo.......please actually i won't want you to tell him "BE WARNED".........in fact i would derive alot of pleasure seeing his posts..............every single statement i can rebutt...........it seems as though i were a cat...........have you seen how happy a cat feels when stroked correctly?????.......try it sometimes to know how good the cat feels when stroked in the correct manner..............but "however" when stroked in the wrong way............"STROKED" in the opposite and vigorously...........such that the cat's furr is all ruffled and in a mess.......you can really know what you expect.......... :D[/quote]

Difference between a cat and youself...

you stroke yourself, way too much 'dude' :wink:

Now that you've bitten your own behind after learning I actually served NS, you are 'attacking' from a different angle eh?

You assume I come from 'normal' type? What is a 'normal' type?So you believe the so called 'normal' unit is not high valued? Whoa nelly! You are a true patriot.

Mate choose your words before typing eh. Some suggestions could be, service, combat and the like.

War? You consider this, one? Sad eh...

You're not sick physically only 'dude'. You do have 'mental' powers.

Mental indeed....

Apparently women smile at men too

especially if they have some sort of, don't have to tell you eh, I'm sure you know what it is.

They smile in empathy and sympathy as well.

I don't have to know how utterly vicious you are

but the amount of feedback I have been getting from your post

have made known to me the amount of...


...have a good weekend soldier. If you need help there;s the SOS helpline and some others.

:wink:

Oh yeah happy 'stroking 'while reading my posts..

seems you admit it gives you pleasure.
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in a darkened room

Do you know the name

of your solitude..'

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Postby gohkatkat » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 2:35 pm

:) :lol:

Fugazi

Postby Fugazi » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 4:22 pm

gohkatkat wrote:a man's man!


a man's man.....what an interesting quote........which leaves several impressions i have about this phrase..........

either you imply i am a fag......or i am a justified person....or another meaning.........but anyway i rather prefer a woman's man.........that sounds more like what i like............many women smile at me when they see me.........not because i am handsome or dashing.............i have normal looks.............but its more of my brillance...........my mental powers that make people sway to my side...............hahahahahahaha

to tell you tiki.......i have met many people like your kind of attitude in the army many times...............i tolerated........many many times..........always giving way................but was too way wayward and wild and winsome now.......want to really know how "righteously" vicious i can be???????

you have yet to know how utterly vicious i can be when cornered to a wall...........in the army........friends who looked and come into contact with me left me several impressions..........some said.......i look "stupid".......some say i look "cute" and seemingly nice and perhaps looked a bit like a "sick chick"..........only one guy said i was "evil" and very "nasty"...........and in my heart.....i know.....that guy was right from the very start...........don't know me too well........it a pity because in the face of the enemy........i appear quiet and calm.......but don't think i am a sick chick to start with......though physically weaker in combat due to my prevalent inherited sickness........i am still valued to many for my "intelligence".............

you have lost this war......because you couldn't face a taunt..............judging from your character presentation.......i would say......your "original" unit posting would be the normal type.........not the high valued one...............am i right????

dear quasimodo.......please actually i won't want you to tell him "BE WARNED".........in fact i would derive alot of pleasure seeing his posts..............every single statement i can rebutt...........it seems as though i were a cat...........have you seen how happy a cat feels when stroked correctly?????.......try it sometimes to know how good the cat feels when stroked in the correct manner..............but "however" when stroked in the wrong way............"STROKED" in the opposite and vigorously...........such that the cat's furr is all ruffled and in a mess.......you can really know what you expect.......... :D[/quote]

Wash your hands after you're done.

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Postby gohkatkat » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 4:51 pm

Wash your hands after you're done.[/quote]


Thank you mr........for advising me to wash my hands.......not only that .....perhaps i might want to consider autoclaving it at 121 degrees celcius for 30 mins........to completely eliminate the virus.....bacteria......and all the nasty things i have done........

and now.......after saying all these......if i extend my bloodied hand and say sorry......would any graciously accept the touch and smear of this hand?????.........i think none..........perhaps i have won.....but to demonstrate that i have high IQ and equal EQ...........i sincerely apologise on behalf to dear tiki...........come on mate......its just verbal.........you haven't even seen what harsh treatment i went through the other time........

isn't this more gracious than anything???????and say......your good in the word jam huh......still trying to beat ya at that figure.......mine is just a mere pathetic number of 4000......hehehe....

okay lar people....like what the people have been gossiping behind my back.......i sincerely apologise............okay.......i BOW my head in shame for what my hands have done.............

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Postby Cheekybeek » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 5:17 pm

you're a sad little man gohkatkat

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Postby dot dot dot » Sun, 30 Apr 2006 5:56 pm

I think we should leave this freak alone peeps, he is just repeating his same message all the time to himself, no matter what others say here.

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Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 01 May 2006 8:28 am

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