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Postby gohkatkat » Sun, 23 Apr 2006 4:10 pm

trust me countrymen....you must be joking.............to trust them is better than to trust some foreigner who don't even know how to speak some common tongue ......their only best pathetic language is ENGLISH......i pity them for being so short sighted.

back to the topic......if i were to be the army officer.....and when i see a weirdo foreigner in NS......hahahaha.......come here recruit............i want you to carry your duffel bag and run up the stairs 100X and i will be sitting on a chair and counting to 100X for him.....and if he "likes" exercising...wellhe can jolly well continue.....i don't mind.

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 23 Apr 2006 8:50 pm

gohkatkat wrote:...if i were to be the army officer.....


I'd say there is absolutely no chance of that.....fortunately for Singapore I might add...... :roll:

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Postby dot dot dot » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 1:07 am

gohkatkat wrote:....i saw this caucasian guy....and he was in the army as a 3rd sgt....how come singapore got such funny people coming in here for NS????? i wonder....


It's a wonderful world out there, isn't it.

All kind of races, so funny wah!

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Postby ksl » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:53 am

gohkatkat wrote:trust me countrymen....you must be joking.............to trust them is better than to trust some foreigner who don't even know how to speak some common tongue ......their only best pathetic language is ENGLISH......i pity them for being so short sighted.

back to the topic......if i were to be the army officer.....and when i see a weirdo foreigner in NS......hahahaha.......come here recruit............i want you to carry your duffel bag and run up the stairs 100X and i will be sitting on a chair and counting to 100X for him.....and if he "likes" exercising...wellhe can jolly well continue.....i don't mind.


I believe you are quite unexperienced and a little paranoid to make such silly comments! May I suggest you do a little research on the matter, and take your blinkers off!

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Postby gohkatkat » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 9:59 am

forget it englishman.....i ain't posting anything here least the moderators see them "UNFIT" and then decide to erase them duw to the bad image i post here............

so you are from the UK??? i heard its quite intolerant of asian races....anyway as usual.....my favorite statement.......your only best language is ENGLISH?????

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Postby dot dot dot » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:42 am

gohkatkat,

you are narrowing your life and mindset down to stereotyping and generalisations, you miss a lot of fun in life like that.

Get up bro, open your eyes and learn how it really works in life.

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Postby tiki » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:25 am

gohkatkat wrote:forget it englishman.....i ain't posting anything here least the moderators see them "UNFIT" and then decide to erase them duw to the bad image i post here............

so you are from the UK??? i heard its quite intolerant of asian races....anyway as usual.....my favorite statement.......your only best language is ENGLISH?????


For someone who thinks some people can only understand ENGLISH and it's pathetic...for someone who is 'patriotic' as you..

you seem to have an affinity for the American 'English' eh?

Would I trust you not to pull the trigger by mistake?

Nyet.

PS That's Russian I believe.


If you're looking to serve NS for fitness reasons or even to instill self-discipline..

I suggest you take up a sport, a team sport.

And gohkatkat before you even dismiss me for not understanding what NS is all about... or how 'tough' it is

don't even go there mate. :wink:
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Postby Vaucluse » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 9:18 pm

Yipeeeeee, we have another donno, sq3645778x, may4, vodkashots here!

Welcome starnger and please feel right at home here among all us foreigners. Our dream is to take over the Singapore military and then invade Malaysia to capture the Proton factory, elect the mad doctor Mahatir for President and provide free nasi lemak at Changi to entice people to come here.
We will then build a new bridge in the Straits and make it look like a pretzel - - - - it shall be called the 'Cynic Bridge', that's bahasa for 'Scenic and how to make my friends rich on public works projects'.

Ah, I not stupid, izzit!
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Re: i am a foreigner can i register for NS ?

Postby Matt10 » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 9:24 am

wuque wrote:can i register for ns. i live in singapore for 18 years. but i m a foreigner


I dont think so.

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 5:48 pm

Vaucluse wrote:Yipeeeeee, we have another donno, sq3645778x, may4, vodkashots here!

Welcome starnger and please feel right at home here among all us foreigners. Our dream is to take over the Singapore military and then invade Malaysia to capture the Proton factory, elect the mad doctor Mahatir for President and provide free nasi lemak at Changi to entice people to come here.
We will then build a new bridge in the Straits and make it look like a pretzel - - - - it shall be called the 'Cynic Bridge', that's bahasa for 'Scenic and how to make my friends rich on public works projects'.

Ah, I not stupid, izzit!


Hail Lee Kwan cluse! :)

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Postby gohkatkat » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:18 pm

Q.you seem to have an affinity for the American 'English' eh?

A.YES i do have an affinity to american english..........although singapore waas a brit colony once.......


Q.Would I trust you not to pull the trigger by mistake?

A.oh to that ans.....i have to be frank.....i won't "pull" the trigger by mistake..........when singapore goes to war with any country.......i will be with my buddies......on the hunt...........and my buddy will push me accidently when we trudge through mud and slick.........and opps......i am sorry.....i didn't pull the trigger intentionally.........its my buddy who gave me a slight nudge........... :D :D sometimes i can be really a cockshot..........well its a luck game anyway.....if luck determines that you are close to me and my friend was so lucky to push me and i was so lucky to have pulled the trigger by mistake on someone like you......i just can only say SORRY and move on............plus i will burn some incense and some hell money for your way............or perhaps say some spiritual prayer for your soul to go to heaven......how's that ans????

Q.And gohkatkat before you even dismiss me for not understanding what NS is all about... or how 'tough' it is don't even go there mate. :wink:[/quote]

A. don't even go there mate.......don't use australian slang........it sucks long long time............obviously you don't know that all males in SG have a compulsory service in the army to render........i just laugh at your ignorance............your limits of ignorance are appaling......


and thanks to the moderator for deleting my previous post......i just luve ya........

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Postby tiki » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:57 am

gohkatkat wrote:Q.you seem to have an affinity for the American 'English' eh?

A.YES i do have an affinity to american english..........although singapore waas a brit colony once.......


Q.Would I trust you not to pull the trigger by mistake?

A.oh to that ans.....i have to be frank.....i won't "pull" the trigger by mistake..........when singapore goes to war with any country.......i will be with my buddies......on the hunt...........and my buddy will push me accidently when we trudge through mud and slick.........and opps......i am sorry.....i didn't pull the trigger intentionally.........its my buddy who gave me a slight nudge........... :D :D sometimes i can be really a cockshot..........well its a luck game anyway.....if luck determines that you are close to me and my friend was so lucky to push me and i was so lucky to have pulled the trigger by mistake on someone like you......i just can only say SORRY and move on............plus i will burn some incense and some hell money for your way............or perhaps say some spiritual prayer for your soul to go to heaven......how's that ans????

Q.And gohkatkat before you even dismiss me for not understanding what NS is all about... or how 'tough' it is don't even go there mate. :wink:


A. don't even go there mate.......don't use australian slang........it sucks long long time............obviously you don't know that all males in SG have a compulsory service in the army to render........i just laugh at your ignorance............your limits of ignorance are appaling......


and thanks to the moderator for deleting my previous post......i just luve ya........[/quote]

I am born to a Maori father and Singaporean mother ( who came over here from Indonesia ).

I hold a Singapore passport, I grew up in Rotorua amongst the Maoris, I travelled the world as according to my father's occupation..

and via my own field of work, I have seen more places,faces and remote villages than you ever will. No, make that more places than you have brain cells. Best bit is, I am not even 35. You will never experience what I have because you will always be a sorry person. Your attempt at sarcasm is like an array of sandwiches short of a picnic. Your attempt at humor is like bad stomach runs..

..as for the bit about National Service,

I came back and served my NS.

I'lll give this free lesson for you, do not assume even though you are already an ass.

You understand now...

mate?


So cut your patriotic bullcrap mate,geezer,faa'faa.

Take back your crap and shove it up your tight sorry butt ( that's arse for you ) and eat your own sh*t...

ignorant fool.
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Do you know the name

of your solitude..'

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Postby gohkatkat » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 1:37 am

Q. and via my own field of work, I have seen more places,faces and remote villages than you ever will. No, make that more places than you have brain cells. Best bit is, I am not even 35.
A. how many brain cells do you actually "think" i have"???assumptions again...........best bit you aren;t 35......sounds like you have an ego there,........

Q. You will never experience what I have because you will always be a sorry person.
A. sorry person???? never experience what you have???? actually i think i don't need to experience what someone has experienced........you may like coffee........but i don't......i may like tea but you don't..............so do not impose your likings on what i like......similarly.......analogous to the concepts presented.........

Q.Your attempt at sarcasm is like an array of sandwiches short of a picnic.
A. hmmmmm.....about that statement about my sarcasm being referred to as an array of sandwiches short of a picnic......well i could also say this...........your attempt at sarcasm is like a single guy attending and "orgy party".............how's that?????hahahahaha

Q. Your attempt at humor is like bad stomach runs.
A. myattempt at humour........this i can promise you dude............when my full humour is at its peak.......you won't like it more than bad stomach runs........ its not just a sec of bad stomach runs...........when my "humour" starts "ROCKING"......i can assure you......will be "EXTREMELY" astonished!.........don't get nightmares from my humour.......... :D

oh btw.......it was in the past....but i remember a friend used to compete with me.......in chinups......guess how many i can do??????..............all full.....extended arm length...........30.....can ou match my past number>>???

your statement assumes........i can assume too....so be it...it seems like you are having an explosive rage inside you.......take heart....don't get some sickness early..........enjoy life becos life is short.......it seems like you are so bent on getting your revenge on me for my comments......oh well.....too bad then if i appeared to have ticked you off......that's the world i remember it to be exactly........in the army....in australia.......as this statement goes "the strong survive and the weak just perish.".......even the satanic bible endorses this statement that the weak will eventually be crushed ..........and the weak just gets crushed and trampled on.........as far as i remembered.......... the number of selfish people in the army then.......anyway life isn't about travelling places and seeing so many things.....and so what even if i have been to places like europe....america....australia???what does that make me????more insightful???????? oh my god..... hope this thread doesn't degenerate to some sort of stupid bickering.....anyway won't want to quarrel with you dude.....seems like you are going to blow up anymore if i go further.....so i shall resign and say sorry to you graciously for stepping on your "rigid" principles and perhaps some doctrines of whatever you present.........

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Postby tiki » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 3:42 am

Thanks mate you proved my point eh..

your entire post is one big lump of an assumption.

Oh by the way, I'd be happy to be a single guy at an orgy mate.

I don't mind if you want to bring your other half.

Is that an attempt at sarcasm and humor at the same time?

Don't apologise eh...

I know it's hard to swallow when you realise I have completed my NS stint.

Yea, I was bragging about my achievements but it was directed to only you. Like you say, if you can only dream of drinking coffee..

be contented with tea.

No worries mate I know it's hard to defend yourself after your realised your assumptions were wrong. For if you were to keep quiet, others would be laughing behind your back.

Yea I am glad you know I have an ego.

About brain cells..

again from your post, it doesn't take much of mine to 'assume' how many you have eh.

No worries 'Mr.30chin-ups ( only ) but it was in the past'....

sure reply if you want.

Keep the laughter going for you are one 'funny' guy.

Don't make promises 'dude'..

you haven't delivered as yet.

Interesting you mention satanism and God...

Anton LaVey would be proud of you.

Hey tell us about the time when you did 300 sit-ups in the past..

remember?Sometime long ago way way back?

Might make some of the ladies here go weak at the knees.

You might even get an invite to an orgy! Re-live the single guy life again eh?

I'm not making fun of you but 30chin-ups...

boy oh boy you're a playground bully.

With one hand?
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Do you know the name

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Postby gohkatkat » Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:49 am

Q. No worries mate I know it's hard to defend yourself after your realised your assumptions were wrong. For if you were to keep quiet, others would be laughing behind your back.

A. NO WORRIES MATE???????? why not NO HELL DUDE??????i like that statement more than your pathetic worry.........worry worry worry.......i worry if your mind has been clouded by my verbal blasts.......my assumptions wrong...???? oh yeah.....humour me.....................and i don't just keep quiet.......trust me.....when you really talk to me...........you know i just keep on chattering.......like the INCESSANT CHANTS of a thousand priests conducting prayers for a dead man in his coffin

Q. Hey tell us about the time when you did 300 sit-ups in the past..
remember?Sometime long ago way way back?

A. nope....your assumptions.......i trust myself to be good in something..........the only thing which i was good was to be in chinups then.......but not situps......i don't do a massive 300 situps.........situps are just for sissys................if you understand my meaning............you just lie on the floor and up down up down....hahahahahahahahaha

Q.Might make some of the ladies here go weak at the knees.
A. nope.....the ladies have never gone weak in their knees.......infact they have still been very strong and able to walk a mile or so.........your inclined speech to included the girls into this topic ain't nice....anyway the girls would prefer to have me in times of a war in singapore......i am more valued for my tactics and strength above anything that's weak and vulnerable.

Q. I'm not making fun of you but 30chin-ups...
A. and so????? my friend could do 50--60 chinups and i am so hapy for my friend.......for he is so strong.....and like what i said.....the STRONG STAY.....the WEAK JUST MOVE ON........so .....how about you??????

Q. boy oh boy you're a playground bully.
A. nope.......infact you are invited and allowed to display your "TALENT" .......which i am still waiting to see?????any talents you like to display in the army besides the norms???????? maybe you could tell me things like how many toilets you have cleaned or perhaps how much food you have consumed or perhaps you would like to tell me some physical achievements or perhaps some academic achievements>??????any to "DISPLAY"???????


not happy that i apologise to you?????keep on tickling me.......you make me just so happy seeing your posts so so so so so long......it just shows to me that you are angry.......that i have flattened your EGO........

like i always call my pet cat......comeon.........come here katkat...........here kitty kitty.........ahhhh.....good boy........

.........tickle me more reporter.................you are just the coomon type of houseflies i have seen in south aust so much that they only come out in masses in summer and disappear in winter......... :D :D :D
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