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Postby earthfriendly » Mon, 08 May 2006 4:00 am

Vaucluse wrote:It's a tough ask, but a man's got to do what man's got to do

Why has it taken so long for scientists to come to this conclusion? It has been practised in the animal world since time began.

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Is that why women are sometimes described as being "catty"? :mrgreen: .

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Men are like....

Postby Ling2 » Thu, 11 May 2006 7:03 pm

Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Postby Uh_huh » Mon, 15 May 2006 12:01 am

hmm......

This seems to be heading towards one of those "men versus women" generalisation discussions.....
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!

VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Postby Fugazi » Mon, 15 May 2006 1:29 am

Men like women

who like Men.

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Postby Quasimodo » Mon, 15 May 2006 10:51 am

Fugazi wrote:Men like women

who like Men.
:lol:
One in the hand is worth two of something

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Postby riversandlakes » Tue, 16 May 2006 1:27 am

No, I want a woman who wants ONLY me! :(

Fugazi wrote:Men like women

who like Men.
Goatboy will always cherish his former goatgirl.
But the world is full of fluffier ones.

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Postby Ling2 » Fri, 19 May 2006 9:35 am

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant
woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen.
He asked her about it.

"This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is
a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Klopman."

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Postby Uh_huh » Mon, 29 May 2006 1:21 am

But the lady (wife or mistress or toy girl) still wears the ring................
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.

So you and you and you, get out of my mind!



VENI VIDI VICI

VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!


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