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Subject: Senility means.......
1. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
2. Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
1. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
2. Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
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