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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 04 May 2006 11:03 am

Subject: Senility means.......

1. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

2. Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 04 May 2006 4:38 pm

:lol:


(keep me out of this . . . I am still sprightly - even made a baby recently in case you didn't know!!!!! :delete: )
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