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by Bubbles » Mon, 01 May 2006 1:29 am
Bored, eh? Here's some suggestions.....
Why don't you.........???
1. Do a 'streak' down Orchard?
2. Join a dating website and put in your profile...'No mingers need apply, I'm so hot I wouldn't consider you.'...(And wait for the flack!!)
3. Become a vegan and annoy all your friends and family.
4. Start becoming 'Touchy, Feely' and see what reactions you get.
5. Tell your boss he's/she's got B.O and when they fire you, you can go on that year out you've always wanted to....
6. Start wearing make-up and women's clothes...
7. Take up the drums and smile at your neighbours in the morning..(as if that'd help.)
8. Get a Rotweiler, and tell all your mates that 'She's gentle as a lamb, really.' For this one make sure you have medical cover to pay their bite bills....
9. Start writing poetry and get your own weblog and spout on about how cruel life is.....you'll be inundated with nutters and become a celebrity..
10. Go up to MacRitchie and take a picnic and a loudspeaker, then when the monkeys come shout out loud and see what happens...
11. Again, in MacRitchie, sit on a bench and cry into a box of tissues and see if anyone stops and asks if you're ok....(Hmm? I wonder?)
12. Join the circus.
13. Get religion, preferably some weird sort and get chosen as a 'The Leader' and charge them to join....you'll end up with 67 Rolls Royce's....
14. Sell everything you have, go to America and do a Road Trip down Route 66.....(Ah, if only!)
15. Come to Britain, and realise it's not too boring there, after all!
Sorry, just some daft suggestions, hope it raises a smile.
Sunday night here, overcast, not too cold, Coronation Street later.....God, I am a saddo!!
Bubbs.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Dylan Thomas.