There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then He made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????................OH, come on...take a guess! .
Think about it
(You're going to love this!)
And the moral is...
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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RED INDIAN WITH ONLY ONE TESTICLE
- sundaymorningstaple
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RED INDIAN WITH ONLY ONE TESTICLE
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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Cheekybeek wrote:I find that very racist and offensive toward birds. To think that a one testicled man would have the staying power to literally exhaust the bird to death. You know some birds can fly continuosly for days without stopping- I challenge any man to say his sexual stamina is better than that!
You called?
One in the hand is worth two of something
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Strong Eagle wrote:I think that is supposed to be "Native American". Or perhaps "indigenous personage".
True, sms is clearly talking about a communist turban-wearer - - - I would advise caution as ringo and bafana believe them to be the devils incarnate . . . worth sheddong blood for . . .
(lordy, I do go on sometimes)
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'nuff said
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