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Pick-up lines
Pick-up lines
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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<this is a good one !
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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<this is a good one !
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
Only in Indonesian, sorry...
raybal (rayuan guombal)........
cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...
cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket
saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
raybal (rayuan guombal)........
cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...

cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket
saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
eng
Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
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Re: eng
Scorpion wrote:Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
..., somebody care to translate !!!!
You want that translated into Bahasa Indonesia?
Ok:
Hanya di bahasa Indonesia, maaf
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'nuff said
'nuff said

C'mon, not so hard lah...Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
Guy: Lady, is your dad an astronomer?cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...
Chick: Uhh, no, what do you mean?
Guy: Because I can see stars in your eyes...

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
Guy: Lady, got a phone?
Chick: Huh? Of course got lah.
Guy: So you've got a telephone number, right?


Ngggggggggak popo

Vaguely heretical thoughts on travel technology at Gyrovague
No, the above was slightly wrongly translated.Guy: Lady, got a phone?Quote:
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
Chick: Huh? Of course got lah.
Guy: So you've got a telephone number, right? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
It's supposed to be a screwdriver, not a phone.
Then the girl said she doesn't have any.
After that the guy said, but you do have a phone number right? (which was right).
Good lord, jpatokal, how come you know Indonesian too?
Learn something new everyday... I thought it was some new slang term for the trusty old ponsel, and obviously I missed the little "gak" (nggak -> tidak) in the 2nd sentence too.No, the above was slightly wrongly translated.
It's supposed to be a screwdriver, not a phone.
Then the girl said she doesn't have any.
After that the guy said, but you do have a phone number right? (which was right).
Phom chawp maak-maak phuut phaasaa farang laew...Good lord, jpatokal, how come you know Indonesian too?

And c'mon, Indonesian must be the easiest language in the world. Or at least it was until all the hip cewes and cowos started filling it with Javanese and prokem.

Vaguely heretical thoughts on travel technology at Gyrovague
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