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Postby Cuchu » Fri, 21 Apr 2006 2:17 pm

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

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<this is a good one !

M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really exist."

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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"

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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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Postby Scorpion » Fri, 21 Apr 2006 2:18 pm

I want naughty one'z :devil:
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,I wl'd Never B 2 Far....
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Postby Cuchu » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:04 am

Only in Indonesian, sorry...

raybal (rayuan guombal)........


cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak... :D

cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket
saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis.. :D

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
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Postby Scorpion » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 3:11 am

Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
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:devil: , somebody care to translate !!!!
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,I wl'd Never B 2 Far....

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Postby Jun » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 1:39 pm

Scorpion wrote:
Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
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:devil: , somebody care to translate !!!!

sure.....lost in translation one :lol: :lol:
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Postby MontyDub » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 3:15 pm

Or when you get rejected...

m: "hey, you wanna dance?"
w: "no, get lost."
m: "you didn't hear what I said."
w: "what?"
m: "I said you look fat in those pants."
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Postby icedragon1420 » Mon, 24 Apr 2006 4:30 pm

:D :P :D Classic
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Postby Vaucluse » Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:45 am

Scorpion wrote:
Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...
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:devil: , somebody care to translate !!!!


You want that translated into Bahasa Indonesia?

Ok:

Hanya di bahasa Indonesia, maaf
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Postby jpatokal » Tue, 25 Apr 2006 7:34 pm

Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...

C'mon, not so hard lah...

cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak... :D

Guy: Lady, is your dad an astronomer?
Chick: Uhh, no, what do you mean?
Guy: Because I can see stars in your eyes... :roll:

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"

Guy: Lady, got a phone?
Chick: Huh? Of course got lah.
Guy: So you've got a telephone number, right? :roll: :roll:

Ngggggggggak popo :cool:
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Postby Cuchu » Tue, 25 Apr 2006 8:11 pm

Quote:
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"


Guy: Lady, got a phone?
Chick: Huh? Of course got lah.
Guy: So you've got a telephone number, right? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


No, the above was slightly wrongly translated.
It's supposed to be a screwdriver, not a phone.
Then the girl said she doesn't have any.
After that the guy said, but you do have a phone number right? (which was right).

Good lord, jpatokal, how come you know Indonesian too?
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Postby Scorpion » Tue, 25 Apr 2006 8:19 pm

jpatokal wrote:
Cuchu wrote:Only in Indonesian, sorry...

C'mon, not so hard lah...

...Ngggggggggak popo :cool:

=D> :D
ohh now i know the meaning. thx for translating jpatokal.

an thx for the naughty 1'z cuchu :twisted:
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Postby jpatokal » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 8:50 pm

No, the above was slightly wrongly translated.
It's supposed to be a screwdriver, not a phone.
Then the girl said she doesn't have any.
After that the guy said, but you do have a phone number right? (which was right).

Learn something new everyday... I thought it was some new slang term for the trusty old ponsel, and obviously I missed the little "gak" (nggak -> tidak) in the 2nd sentence too.

Good lord, jpatokal, how come you know Indonesian too?

Phom chawp maak-maak phuut phaasaa farang laew... :cool:

And c'mon, Indonesian must be the easiest language in the world. Or at least it was until all the hip cewes and cowos started filling it with Javanese and prokem. :???:
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